Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Haiku


Librarian Hott,
spanks me with dewey dec’mal.
Gack!! Run Douche M.C.

Underground rapper
Lice T celebrates minor
Hit band Body Mount.

— Crucial Head

Some things make me happy
Librarian Hotts is one
Douche kills the boner

— Roscoe P. Scrotestain

Slim beatnick poet
Looks away; utter disgust
with slime-draped hottie.

— Douche Wayne

Michael Bay remakes
“Sixteen Candles” with new cast
Choice of male lead? Poor.

— Mr. White

# posted by douchebag1

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