Friday, August 7, 2009
Friday Haiku
Librarian Hott,
spanks me with dewey dec’mal.
Gack!! Run Douche M.C.
Underground rapper
Lice T celebrates minor
Hit band Body Mount.
— Crucial Head
Some things make me happy
Librarian Hotts is one
Douche kills the boner
— Roscoe P. Scrotestain
Slim beatnick poet
Looks away; utter disgust
with slime-draped hottie.
— Douche Wayne
Michael Bay remakes
“Sixteen Candles” with new cast
Choice of male lead? Poor.
— Mr. White
