Friday, August 14, 2009

Friday Haiku


Shirt of epithet,
Eloquently tweets, like
pixelated poop.

A juicer boy gloats
But hott has other question
$10 for pic

— Douche shower and shave

The only thing real
About this bleethy skank was
Abusive father.

— Crucial Head

If there is a God
these two cannot reproduce
thank him thank him twice

— Anonymous

Douche McClevershirt.
Well, this one’s not that clever.
Whore’s got all your cash.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Spiky leg straps for,
Killing traitor commisars,
Famke’s orgasm.

— wonkydouchey

# posted by douchebag1

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