Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday Haiku


Gangsta Marilyn,
Hollywood nightmare for Cindy,
Should’ve stayed in Maine.

The Seven Year Itch
is what this bleeth will contract.
Crab infested faux

— the douche is alright

Rebellious punks
Wearing their designer clothes
Then listen to Pink.

— Crucial Head

“I boned JFK,
and I all I got was trapped on
some douchebag’s T-shirt.”

— Mr. White

Birthmark on temple
Target for the poison arrow
Slumps to ground in pile

— Douche Wayne

Jude Law photographed
Researching role as Glenn Plake.
Palm tree, please fall down.

— boatbutter

The Rooster chief douche.
Squawks at Ginger Spice hottie
Hides shame behind shades

— Vacuum Cleaner Bagg

Monroe wife beater
screams classy next to bleach bleeth
his mole burns my soul

— Roscoe P. Scrotestain

# posted by douchebag1

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