Friday, August 7, 2009

Friday Haiku II

That last Haiku pic,
Wasn’t the best for poems,
DB1 still recovering.

So here’s Farmer Ted,
Puking on Cindy the Hott,
80s John Hughes douche.

Jay Chandrasekhar,
Let go of that fair maiden.
Club Dredd not funny.

— End the Haberdouchery

Sancho Panza? Or
was it Pancho Villa? Or
was it Ass Stain Jones?

— I drink your doucheshake

“Smell my tongue, see if
you can guess what I ate last.”
*sniff* “I’ll go with Ass.”

— Captain Bringdown

gaucho con guapa
necesito los tatas
dame la blanca

g0dluvsugly

he valet parked his
burro at the club, and tipped
the man with pesos.

— pfah

# posted by douchebag1

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