Friday, August 28, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


In honor of Brothabag Mason, a submitter sent me this pic of a genetic Brundlefly cross splicing of Eagle Eye Cherry, El Debarge and Mr. T.

Submitter suggested we name him “Mr. D.” I’m on board with that.

Nice to see the Brothabags representing this week with a strong comeback on the site. It’s important to remember how varied and complex the Grieco virus actually is. Douchewankery cuts across all cultural, ethnic and regional lines to form global poo.

I have little else to offer in the ways of personal wisdom on this smoggy Los Angeles Friday. I will celebrate my Friday with cheap wine, sugary food product, and continuing cultural wiseass commentary from a safe distance.

Here’s your links:

Tracy Leans to use Facebook. The hard way.

The Miami Heat’s Michael Beasley is poised to challenge Denver’s Chris Andersen for 2009/2010 Doucheballer of the Year.

Someone named Ryan Cabrera is theoretically a celebrity, although I have no idea who he is. What’s not in dispute is that he’s a douche.

KFC introduces the “double down” sandwich. The bun is made out of fried chicken. I must have this. I will slather it upon the back of Mila Kunis, and then nibble it softly.

Ah, nice to see my issue of Collared Douche Magazine just arrived. Nice! An interview with director Michael Bag!

Ed Hardy snow gear. Fellow ‘bag hunters, we’re losing the war. We must mock harder.

GQ offers up America’s 25 douchiest colleges. While they’re unclear on the finer points of scrotal discourse, I still give credit for the effort.

The NFL targets the lucrative football fan douchebag market.

And finally, to honor the start of football season, here’s a tasty little Footballette Ass Pear. Hike.

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