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Matt Stafford Pop Quiz

Matt Stafford is to Chuck Norris as:

A. Tight ends are to wide receivers

B. Mike Tyson is to Cicile Tyson

C. John Landis helicopter accidents are to pyrotechnic accidents on the set of Pepsi commercials

D. Ironic 1980s pop culture crutch references are to actually coming up with real humor when the DB1 is hungover and not feeling creative

E. Boobies are to ass pear