Sunday, August 16, 2009

Reader Mail: Delena Learns Her Lesson


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Hey Db1,
Your site is the Douchebag Mecca of the World!

Being a woman that is an avid clubber and someone who luvs 2 take pictures when Im a little, lets say, uhmmmmmm DRUNK? I am NOW AFRAID 2 take photos with strangers. U are helping all the young hotties like me 2 be more aware of the surrounding douchebachery (is that a word in your douche dictionary?) that lies within the glitzy party scene.

I mean, I dont want my parents 2 see me with the douchebag of the week LMAO!!!

So I have 2 say, Im writing because of 2 things; I want to submit a pic and have a question.

First, What is up with the SMIRK that these douches give? They dont smile, they more like PUCKER like little bitches or wanna be male Angelina Jolies! I Mean come on what is that SMIRK about?

Second, I want to contribute a SMIRK-Douche (hey thats catchy). Plus to top it off hes a currently on your site, which in deed furthers his SMIRK-DOUCHERY!!

Delena H
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This email is a sign of cultural progress. I think.

# posted by douchebag1

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