Thursday, August 27, 2009

Stage 1 Douche Thursday


Maybe it was the microwaved pizza bagels I had last night before I went to bed last night. But I decided that today we’re going to feature some examples of minimal douches.

The stage-1 ‘bags.

The not-quite nottadouche douchebags, but not quite uberscrote scrotewanks neither.

That vague middle ground of average schlord.

Like David here. He’s not doing anything really douchey. Yet you know he’s not nottadouche. Thus, stage-1. Like the “low” setting on the microwave. Or the “beginner” level on Halo 3.

As such, the hotts will also be purer. Cleaner. Fresher. Less exposure to the Grieco Virus means less descent into douchebaguette.

Like the perfect smile on Carlita here. She makes dachshund puppies whine for the mother they never knew.

# posted by douchebag1

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