Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Eurobag

So I’m buying my bagel and YooHoo this morning at the local Korean deli, when this old lady taps me on the shoulder.

Old lady: “Excuse me, sonny. Can you tell me how one can look like a douche while groping a hott in Europe?”

Excuse me? I responded.

Old lady: “The Eurodouche! How does it work? I’m talking without the Ed Hardy, bling, kissy lips and orange tan. How can we identify a Eurodouche mugging a Eurohott?”

Two words, I responded. Bedazzled jeans.

And then I handed her this pic.

She thanked me and bought a dozen lottery tickets.

The moral of this story is never look an alpaca in the teats.

Yup, your humble narrator is making no sense again. I blame the Yoohoo’s sugary chocolate goodness.

# posted by douchebag1

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