Friday, August 28, 2009
The Long Island Standards
Just your average all suburban stage-1 HCwDB.
Standard issue Long Island Choad rubbing up on a standard issue Long Island Bounce Girl.
They’ll get married and have standard issue annoying kids that they’ll cart around in CostCo while buying standard issue food. Wow. This narrative is depressing me.
Nothing overwhelmingly douchey.
Well, maybe that chinstrap.
