Monday, August 31, 2009

The Meatwich


It’s on the menu at the Carnegie Deli, right between the “Jerry Lewis” and the “Joan Rivers.”

One slice of prime suckle thigh wedged between two inflated loaves of pumpernickel taintloaf. Add lots of oil, salt and lack of job prospects, and serve on a pair of sweaty, low hanging douche-shorts.

Not sure how well the sandwich is selling, but it’s still better than the “Carrot Top.”

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