Thursday, August 13, 2009

Today’s “To Do” List

Checking off today’s “To Do” List:

* Clean the bathroom
* Vacuum and attempt a cursory de-stain of the living room rug (stupid cheez-its)
* Milk the alpacas, feed the bullfrogs and fondle the goats
* Pick up four boxes of Joe-Joes and two bottles of Blood Orange Soda at Trader Joes
* Set up appointment for collagen pec implants and chest oiling

Oh wait, got my list mixed up with this boat tool.

# posted by douchebag1

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