Saturday, August 15, 2009

Your Saturday Upchuck: Cheeto Man

Cheeto Man scares babies and small woodland creatures.

Cheeto Man causes sterility in lamb fries and hypothermia in arctic seals.

But, amazingly, Cheeto Man does not scare Suburban Party Girls.

EDIT: To respond to questions in the thread, it is true that normally I dismiss Gaybags from the site without ridicule, since gaybags, douchey or not, pose no genuine threat to the hott. However in Cheeto Man’s case, the orange is so God damn ‘tardtastic, it deserves mock regardless.

# posted by douchebag1

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