Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ask DB1: Where's the Money Come From?


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DB1,

In pictures on your site and in clubs, I always see these db’s in the VIP rooms getting bottle service and spending huge amounts of cash on girls that are so obviously using them.

My Question is simple- Where does the money come from???? I mean, its easy to see that most of these guys live in their mom’s basements with the family cat.

I KNOW that every single douche I see isn’t rich, so how is this possible?


thanks,

-I cant think of a cool name
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The effect you describe is what we term the “30K Millionaire.” Or the “Workin’ For the Weekend” douche, who lives at home, borrows from his parents and blows all his money on lifestyle and hair product.

Do not be fooled. You, too, could live the life of a pseudo-baller if you were willing to give up all discretionary income to do so. Just as Daoist Monks dedicate their lives to meditation and introspection, it is not hard for the Douchescrote to dedicate his life to really greasy faux once he fully commits.

# posted by douchebag1

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