Friday, September 4, 2009
Friday Haiku
Like salty salt lick,
The Douche Cow chews her tasty moons,
“Wait, yo, that’s not cud.”
Doctor: Son, you have
the worst case of pink eye that
I have ever seen.
– Sergent Scrote Stain
Bag Salad Tosser
Runs wild in Tiki Douche(Deutsch)land
Nein! Young Fraulein laughs
– J-Pompous
Excuse me, beach-douche
Your head is up your own ass
Stay away from hers
– Justin
“Hold on a minute,
Okay, now I can see your
Hand when mouth’s open.”
– Crucial Head
it’s like a train wreck
everybody stops and stares
cuffed jeans at the beach
– Roscoe P. Scrotestain
Chris breaks wind with blush
Barry can not get enough
The voodoo of poo
– Franklyn Delano Doucheifelt
my cheeks very strong
like tongue stuck on frozen pole
oops i might have gas
– eltango
