Friday, September 4, 2009

Friday Haiku


Like salty salt lick,
The Douche Cow chews her tasty moons,
“Wait, yo, that’s not cud.”

Doctor: Son, you have
the worst case of pink eye that
I have ever seen.

– Sergent Scrote Stain

Bag Salad Tosser
Runs wild in Tiki Douche(Deutsch)land
Nein! Young Fraulein laughs

– J-Pompous

Excuse me, beach-douche
Your head is up your own ass
Stay away from hers

– Justin

“Hold on a minute,
Okay, now I can see your
Hand when mouth’s open.”

– Crucial Head

it’s like a train wreck
everybody stops and stares
cuffed jeans at the beach

– Roscoe P. Scrotestain

Chris breaks wind with blush
Barry can not get enough
The voodoo of poo

– Franklyn Delano Doucheifelt

my cheeks very strong
like tongue stuck on frozen pole
oops i might have gas

– eltango

# posted by douchebag1

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