Friday, September 11, 2009

Friday Haiku


Hail Hail Xenu! King,
Of Science of Scrotology,
Tom Cruise worships you.

Fizzgig does not like
Skeksis groping his Kira,
Xenu cracks crystal.

— Jean Claude Van Douche

Sadness fell like a,
Mist of melancholy rain,
As Jenny touched Sludge.

— “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock

Carmen Electra
Did Xenu steal your implants
To widen his gut?

— J-Pompous

Beach Troll’s brother Ted
has a double-toned hair-do
done by the Hair God.

— Hot Buttered Poopcorn

Who’s responsible
For dipping Ron Jeremy
In a vat of Nair?

— DarkSock

HŌØ!!! Ørãñgė Mmëat Mán?!?/
ŠNÅp iñtö ā THÏÇK JÏM!!)!! HHAÆrPH!!!$!!
KÏÇKŠ TÜ HĮŚ GØMPĘRś!!!!

— ŁLâMMAh:,/

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