Friday Haiku
Young ‘bag, still not wise.
When brunette shakes ass pear tree,
Thou must get lost, douche.
I’ve seen that buckle
on NeverEnding Story
He is the Nothing
— jonezy
Jenny strikes a pose
Next to Jason’s stiffened corpse
Models can be cruel
– Mr. White
James Earl Jones would puke.
Thulsa Doom’s snake emblem, eh?
Nothing is sacred.
– “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock
Shapely haunches, but
no white pants past Labor Day.
You’re no Snake Pliskin.
– Bag A
Nice vegetation
By vegetation I mean
Nutritious Ass pear
– teh abominable snowdouche
When nervous, this scrote
Gets both panties and his shirt
Tied up in a bunch.
– Crucial Head
pairing looks like… Congratulation Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride. Imma let you finish. Everybody knows Crucial had the best haiku of all time.
— Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride
