Friday, September 18, 2009

Friday Haiku


Young ‘bag, still not wise.
When brunette shakes ass pear tree,
Thou must get lost, douche.

I’ve seen that buckle
on NeverEnding Story
He is the Nothing

— jonezy

Jenny strikes a pose
Next to Jason’s stiffened corpse
Models can be cruel

– Mr. White

James Earl Jones would puke.
Thulsa Doom’s snake emblem, eh?
Nothing is sacred.

– “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock

Shapely haunches, but
no white pants past Labor Day.
You’re no Snake Pliskin.

– Bag A

Nice vegetation
By vegetation I mean
Nutritious Ass pear

– teh abominable snowdouche

When nervous, this scrote
Gets both panties and his shirt
Tied up in a bunch.

– Crucial Head

pairing looks like… Congratulation Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride. Imma let you finish. Everybody knows Crucial had the best haiku of all time.

— Mr. Choad’s Wild Ride

# posted by douchebag1

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