Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday Haiku


Willy’s Wild Years,
Almost up. Then back to school,
To become a clerk.

White fuzzy pom poms
Her stones are more impressive
Now roll on, choadface

— I drink your doucheshake

Posh Spice Hott wonders:
“If he were naked, would the
carpet match the drapes?”

— Douche Wayne

Musical request
“Let’s spend the night together”
UM, she don’t think so

— scrotum pole

Baby blue T-shirt
Topped with pink unicorn hair
Chromatic meltdown

— Franklyn Delano Doucheifelt

The Last Unicorn
His balls hang from her tank top
Laugh until I cry

— Mr. Scrotato Head

I don’t have any
sympathy for the devil
who drinks bladder juice

— Hot Buttered Poopcorn

# posted by douchebag1

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