Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


Okay, Blobby gets a nottadouche, and perhaps a nottahuman.

And yes, if you dropped Jack Black into space via the Battlestar airlock, his bloated corpse would resemble this guy.

But it’s Friday, and she makes my happy pants want to happy dance. So I’m going with it.

Here’s your links:

Hall of Hott sexytime legend, Veronica, has a message for the comments thread regulars.

Jones Cola throws a +1 Saving Throw. And the taste? Chaotic good. D&D is no longer nerdy. It is now retro cool. Star Trek, however, is still nerdy.

When buying Armani-Exchange douche belts online, they offer you the ability to “Add to Bag”. Even Alanis Morrisette can correctly grasp the concept of irony here.

Gummi Lighthouses, with phallic aftertaste. That’s nothing, you should see the Gummi Georgia O’Keeffe flowers.

Bleeth.

Honorary Douchebag of the Month: Evolution denialist, ranting nutjob and 80s child something-or-other, Kirk Cameron. Here’s Kirk Cameron getting a righteous smackdown from a super-hott Eurohottie with a brain. She is a Romanian spitfire of boobie hottie suckle thigh. I would woo her with dandelion wine and bing cherries. She is my fourth future ex-wife.

Some kids have it all.

Then again, the kids aren’t all right.

What’s that? You’re sitting around waiting for your Friday Ass Pear? Well I wouldn’t be much of a humble narrator if I didn’t give it to you.

Here you go. Friday Ass Pear.

Go forth and procreate. And by procreate, I mean leg hump.

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