Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Guyliner Gary: aka The Guyliner Douche


One of the clearest and most toxic pollutants in the douchebag’s arsenal of whack is the “guyliner.”

Using the Stephen Hawking rule of a folding cosmos, the douche figures that guyliner is so feminine it must wrap around to the other end of the gender binary, becoming uber-masculine. It is logic by way of inversion of gender tropes, by way of a pile of yak poo.

Here we find Gary ready to get in the camera’s “face!”

While Barbie Cara endures a stomach rub.

Later, Gary’s tri-color hair and sensitive eyes will earn him Cara’s true affections, when the lapdance begins.

# posted by douchebag1

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