Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Reader Mail: Arabian Blights

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DB1-

I live in Dubai, Land of the uber-arab douche. The arabs come here from neighboring countries so they can let out their inner douche. Please note, the popped collar is alive and well. They also taken a huge shining to the faux hawk.

Also of note. Many of the hotties you see in clubs are paid escorts. There’s a huge demographic shift here, most ppl here are MEN by 4:1, so unless come dude has a really compelling reason for a hottie to be with him, she’s probably a pro.

enjoy!
A-Douche.

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I can’t tell if it’s encouraging or dispiriting to receive emails from around the world and realize that, across so many cultures, nations and regions, the human race shares one singular uniting princple: festering foot calluses hitting on suckle thigh.

# posted by douchebag1

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