Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Reader Mail: The Miami Beach 'Bag
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DB1,
I give you the prototypical South Beach douche. Like most South Beach scrotes, he isn’t from South Beach or even South Florida. He regularly pops bottles at the club, preferably a flavored Vodka.
The sad part is this prime example of the South Beach douche is constantly surrounded by Miami hotties. The world is rotten at its core.
If Long Island is Mecca, Miami is the equivalent of Dubai. Glitzy, sparkly, and douchey.
Sincerely,
-J. Alfred Prufcock
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But on the bright side, Miami rhymes with “Rye hammy.”
Mmm… rye hammy. The DB1 is hungry.
