Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Beach Troll ‘Bag

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I woke up this morning feeling pretty good.

First I dusted the ash from the veranda. Then I fed the tree frogs, watered the azaleas and salted the snails.

I drove into town and picked up some trail mix for this afternoon’s spelunking adventure in the caves of Androzani.

But then I see this.

Beach Troll Poo rubbing up on a ice-cream cherry sundae lollipop snozzberry delight.

And a rule comes to me that is as obvious as the Zoroastrian is devoted:

If you blowdry up your hair to go to the freaking beach, you’re a douche. End of discussion.

Now I’m gettin’ a coffee.

# posted by douchebag1

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