Monday, October 19, 2009

Ask DB1: ‘BagPac in Washington?

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Hey DB1,

Any word out of Washington on whether the health care reform bills will require mandatory testing for the Grieco virus? This seems to be the biggest pandemic threat currently facing our nation’s supply of non-contaminated hotts.


And please, more boobies!


Scooby Douche

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My lobbyists in Washington inform me that we are making significant inroads out of committee to include funding for a global ‘bag virus eradication program. If you’d like to contribute to ‘BagPac, we are currently taking contributions.

I’m pleased to see that HCwDB’s voice in the healthcare debate will not go ignored.

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