Friday, October 2, 2009

Friday Haiku


Crotch Hardy? Hardly.
Magic, Criss Angel style,
Poo dump on culture.

Never fear my sweet,
Poo-dini is here to say
Mom’s basement is cold

— saulgoode42

Clockwork Orange douche,
close your arms and go away.
Britney, open yours.

— Father Guido Sardouchey

Gay-Bag Scrote appears
His eyes adjust to the light
Your not Fred he screams

— Douche shower and shave

Goth douchenozzle sucks
Dressed like a gay vampire bat
Blond causes tumescence

— The Douche Abides

Stovepipe hat cooks brain
Skull betrays mini bone ‘neath
Hott wants panties back.

— Crucial Head

Magic Hoverbag
But Hi-Ho the derio
This cheese stands alone

— Vin Douchal

In a new PETA
ad, Matt Stafford hopes to help
malnourished bunnies.

— “Lesbian Thermos” Ernie Tubesock

# posted by douchebag1

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