Friday, October 9, 2009

Friday Haiku


‘Bathroom Doggie ‘Bag,
Like pubes on chin, tatts on arm,
Floormats by Nordstrom.

Hinge on the doorframe
Unhinged on douchbag’s tats
Big knobs on the hott

— Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt

Marrissa’s gyno
had trouble diagnosing
until she saw this

— Mr. White

Evil Monkey tatt
Screams for release, Thundercats
Tatt accepts douche pain.

— Captain Bringdown

Nice Gollum tattoo.
Jenna thinks, “you’ll never get
to touch my precious.”

— Sergeant Scrote Stain

Wheelbarrel practice
Would be more helpful if she’d
Lift up other leg.

— boatbutter

Shoulder Monkey Screams
Don’t Look So Vapid! Alas
It cannot be helped

— Douche Plumber Roberts

Hott’s eyes speak to me
“Take the place of pregnant douche”
Me, to the rescue

— John Douche Passos

# posted by douchebag1

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