Friday, October 16, 2009
Friday Haiku
Is the hott done yet?
Brendan’s meat thermometer,
reads 10 degrees douche.
Hey someone removed
the twister mat, his shirt
and my dignity.
— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks
Ray-Ban Fwippy Hair:
Your older sister’s best friend
Is not for practice
— saulgoode42
Unsure of the rules
John lost the game of leap frog
Stacy won his shirt
— Hot Buttered Poopcorn
Low-budget remake
of “Risky Business” isn’t
very compelling.
— Mr. White
Head of Minotaur
Looks away in shame as her
Tail lifts to pass gass.
— Crucial Head
