Friday, October 16, 2009

Friday Haiku

Is the hott done yet?
Brendan’s meat thermometer,
reads 10 degrees douche.

Hey someone removed
the twister mat, his shirt
and my dignity.

— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks

Ray-Ban Fwippy Hair:
Your older sister’s best friend
Is not for practice

— saulgoode42

Unsure of the rules
John lost the game of leap frog
Stacy won his shirt

— Hot Buttered Poopcorn

Low-budget remake
of “Risky Business” isn’t
very compelling.

— Mr. White

Head of Minotaur
Looks away in shame as her
Tail lifts to pass gass.

— Crucial Head

# posted by douchebag1

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