Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday Haiku

PIC DELETED

Gangsta tatt vortex.
Rover dreams of killing cats,
And so does his dog.

Motorcycle? Check
Humongous truck? Check. Pit bull? Check
Credit score? Thirteen.

— Sergeant Scrote Stain

Shirtless, tatted scrote
Lady Gaga’s slutty sis
Welcome to Stenchtown.

— Mr. White

Even Ed Hardy
Doesn’t want this clown wearing
his stupid clothing.

— Douche Wayne

We own none of this
all props for fashion freakshow
Capitalism

— I drink your doucheshake

Skank and sleaze abound
At Douchebag Manor, dog frets
He may catch ringworm.

— Captain Bringdown

Looking at the pic
I’m sure you’ll understand why
we had both neutered.

— Wes

# posted by douchebag1

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