Friday, October 23, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


Yesterday, as I waited in line to buy my bottles of Night Train and some tasty Hostess treats to stock up for the weekend, at the local Korean deli south of Wilshire, I had a thought.

As Freud famously wrote in Totem, Taboo and Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh, it is the search for the union of rift in the psyche of the Self that we seek in the Other. This search for Jouissance can never be satiated, and returns only as punctum expressed in the act of mocking douchebag.

Or, as the great Jean-Paul Sartre once asked in a moment of pique at a restaurant, Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup? And the waiter responded, Because of the phenomenological crisis of perception, and he’s doing the back stroke.

Here’s your links:

Geeky pumpkins rule.

HCwDB of the Week Winning Hott Charleez takes a dip in the pool. I would rub her shoulder blades lightly for six weeks straight with only Peruvian coco butters for my chapped skin and a strawberry daiquiri for sustenance.

Russian kids learn to douche it up. Ladies and gentlemen, witness the dangers of market based global hegemony.

Attention ‘Bags: Need to see how your abs look while taking a self portrait? Samsung has the answer.

The French blight on global culture that is Christian Audiger continues to pollute Australia, this time with “Ed Hardy Rockstar bowling.”

“Hey, look at me! I’m a cabbage! Good source of riboflavin.”

Streem Master. When you need to take the “ouch” out of douching.

Speaking of animal douche, check out The Chinstrap Penguin. Ladies, how YOU doin’?

And finally, because it was another tremendous week of ‘bag mocking and hott lusting, this one’s for you:

Collegiate Volleyball Ass Pear. Because you’ve earned it.

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