Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Thoughts and Links


To whomever first designed the flimsy, clingy, barely-there body dress that shows panties upon leg cross, may Hashem bless you and your firstborn male with many years of fertile crops and healthy goats.

Here’s your Friday Links:

Attention Ladies: Tone up that arm fat by jerking off a metallic cylinder.

The start of a new NBA season means one thing: Time to start mocking the Denver Nugget uberdouche Chris Anderson.

And some dude who plays on the Utah Jazz as well.

Searching for a douchey Halloween costume? Here’s one approach.

Suburban wigga gangsta poseur asshats? Learn to dance the ‘dub step.’ There is no hope for the future of civilization.

Ironically, this Ed Hardy hoodie was the final straw that actually did kill punks dead.

Southwest Airlines targets the greater Scottsdale, AZ market with its new campaign: ‘Bags fly free!

The future of claymation: Angry Kid

Douchiest Father of the Year.

Okay. You’ve earned it. Mmmm…. balcony pear.

Go forth, hunters and huntresses, and procreate. And if you can’t procreate, fornicate. And if you can’t fornicate, masturbate. And if you can’t masturbate, imitate Bob Goldthwait.

# posted by douchebag1

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