Monday, October 12, 2009
Guess who Voted in the Weekly?
None other than Sir Sucks-a-Lot, aka Studs Urkel.
One of the most insidious of the cryptic douche legends that has ever appeared on HCwDB. Always in disguise.
But I caught you this time, Sir S.A.L.
Even with Zebra Stripe Boobs calling me to bounce on their pleather softness like a drunken doe after rainfall. And even with Old Guy, and Random Douche Hat Tilt Guy in the picture.
I may make an exec decision and put Sir Sucks in the Yearly. He lost the Monthly to the Ghoulbag, but is so douche-worthy, and with so many hotts in his orbit, he deserves consideration.
And by consideration, I mean jackbooted thugs stealing his Macaroni and Cheese while he’s out at the DMV clearing up his speeding tickets.
