Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Hot Chicks with Buckbags


Canuck Soldier writes in from Afghanistan:

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Hi, just thought I’d drop you a quick line from the sandbox.

Love the site, one of the few consistently laugh out loud websites I frequent. Also, the quality daily hot is much appreciated when one is in a barren land such as this with so few hots to be found. My copy of your book was wildly popular here, and I think it made the rounds through most of my unit.

I’m afraid I don’t have any DB+Hot pics to share, but I did recently bump into some quality ass pear….with buck…I’m actually not sure what to make of it, maybe you can offer some insight. Does douchie-ness extend to the rest of the animal kingdom?

Keep up the good work.

– A Canuck Soldier in Afghanistan

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Normally I rule out the animal kingdom as possessing douche-worthy qualities, as conscious ‘baggery remains a distinctly human endeavor. Sure there’s the occasional douchey-ass lemur, but for the most part, animals are exempt. That being said, this deer is a douche.

Note the deer’s double hornhawk. Stage-3 horn douche. Also the deer’s smug kissy-face in presence of Bikini Hott. And finally, his chinpubes. Short, evenly trimmed and in the shape of a deer chin. Unacceptable. This deer is a huge scrotebag.

Good work, Private. Carry on.

# posted by douchebag1

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