Friday, October 9, 2009

Kevin's Wild Years


Sure, Kevin’s about to settle into his predetermined life. A nice, quiet life in Attleboro.

A wife whom he doesn’t really like. A job with Local 402. Watching Patriots games. Enjoying Dunkin’ Donuts. Gaining weight.

Raising his twin boys, Sean and Patrick.

But before he gives in to the confines of his environment, genetics and cultural limitations that will dictate the next 50 years of his existential crisis of a life, young Kevin Flynn is going to party.

With full-on douche hair, douche chinstripe, and even the “wild n’ crazy” douche bling, the rosarie beads.

And Rachel from Cambridge is going to humor him.

Because she thinks his hair is “way rad.” And she’s slumming it with the bad boyz. While her academic parents are at the Cultural Studies conference in Frankfurt, delivering a paper entitled, “Lacanian Crisis and Homosocial Anxiety on ‘Entourage'”.

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