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Friday, October 16, 2009
No More Alecia Tag
Yesterday’s Miami traveling ‘bag tagger, Alecia, writes in with a takedown request:
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Hi again!
I kinda forgot that the guys had Katie’s number, and they called her and threatened to take legal action because it’s ‘damaging to their careers to have that picture there’. I wonder if they check the site looking for themselves? just sayin. Anyway, I guess that means it should be removed, which bums me out on multiple levels, especially being called a fat Juliette Lewis.. well, at least someone recognizes my efforts. Sorry if this causes any trouble, I’m sure it’s annoying as hell to have to take something down after putting it up.
Sorry again. I’ve only visited your site for about a week, but I’ll continue to!
— Alecia
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You are a total cutie, Alecia, and we appreciate the good work you and your friend did in tagging two stage-2 Miami ‘Bags.
To make up for the lost pic, here’s a pic of this week’s Weekly favorite, Cheez.
Friday, October 16, 2009Friday Haiku
Is the hott done yet?
Brendan’s meat thermometer,
reads 10 degrees douche.
Hey someone removed
the twister mat, his shirt
and my dignity.
— Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks
Ray-Ban Fwippy Hair:
Your older sister’s best friend
Is not for practice
— saulgoode42
Unsure of the rules
John lost the game of leap frog
Stacy won his shirt
— Hot Buttered Poopcorn
Low-budget remake
of “Risky Business” isn’t
very compelling.
— Mr. White
Head of Minotaur
Looks away in shame as her
Tail lifts to pass gass.
— Crucial Head
Thursday, October 15, 2009Cheez and Charleez III
Following up on today’s earlier pics, this pic confirms:
He Is The Cheez.
Stage 2 just upgraded to stage-4 superbag with one hand gesture + doucheface made in presence of hott fondle.
And Charleez’s body makes lemurs triple-dive into vats of hydrochloric acid just to whiff the used kleenex left behind by her arthritic grandmother.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The Slackabag
Hang loose, Brosephus!!
That pink wristdana’s dazzling Poor Man’s Tiffani Amber Theissen like tinsel does to a brain addled, feral kitten.
Thursday, October 15, 2009Alecia’s “Luke and Marty Party”
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Hi!
This picture is of me and a friend on a trip to Miami. Our judgement was obviously a bit impaired. Could have been the 6 shots. Not sure if they have enough douche characteristics to run it, but it’s there if you’d like to use it.
Katie’s on the left, Alecia (me) on the right, douches in the middle.. who happened to call themselves the ‘Luke & Marty Party’ & claimed one was a Doctor & the other worked for MTV. Enjoy!
Alecia
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Do they have enough douche characteristics? Why, yes. Yes they do.
Nicely tagged Alecia. Anyone who uses their working for MTV as a pickup line is… uhm… lets just move on.
Thursday, October 15, 2009Alecia's "Luke and Marty Party"
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Hi!
This picture is of me and a friend on a trip to Miami. Our judgement was obviously a bit impaired. Could have been the 6 shots. Not sure if they have enough douche characteristics to run it, but it’s there if you’d like to use it.
Katie’s on the left, Alecia (me) on the right, douches in the middle.. who happened to call themselves the ‘Luke & Marty Party’ & claimed one was a Doctor & the other worked for MTV. Enjoy!
Alecia
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Do they have enough douche characteristics? Why, yes. Yes they do.
Nicely tagged Alecia. Anyone who uses their working for MTV as a pickup line is… uhm… lets just move on.
Thursday, October 15, 2009Cheez Louise
I can’t tell which part of Cheez’s move is more impressive. The double boob arm lock, or his ability to disappear his lower torso.
And lest I hear cries of photoshop, this is very much a real hottie mugging.
That being said, lack of douche-face, chinstrap and ‘bag hand gesture means I’m gonna be generous and downgrade Cheez to only a stage-2 offense.
This time.
But trouble is on the horizon.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The 70s Record Producer ‘Bag
It’s been awhile since we’ve featured a classic Oldbag category here on HCwDB. Gold chains swingin’. References to Earth, Wind and Fire’s crazy hot tub parties “back in the day.”
Promises not to go “Phil Spector” on you if only you’ll come back and “groove out” at his “pad.”
You go with your bad self, Producer ‘Bag. Sure you haven’t had a hit since Christopher Cross got caught between the moon and New York City, ten years before the ladies were born. But the Woo Hotties are too drunk to notice.
Thursday, October 15, 2009The 70s Record Producer 'Bag
It’s been awhile since we’ve featured a classic Oldbag category here on HCwDB. Gold chains swingin’. References to Earth, Wind and Fire’s crazy hot tub parties “back in the day.”
Promises not to go “Phil Spector” on you if only you’ll come back and “groove out” at his “pad.”
You go with your bad self, Producer ‘Bag. Sure you haven’t had a hit since Christopher Cross got caught between the moon and New York City, ten years before the ladies were born. But the Woo Hotties are too drunk to notice.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009Orangina
Yup.
Some days I just should’ve stayed in bed.
And chloroformed myself.
