Reader Mail: The Pigskin ‘Bag
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DB1:
Up front, I’m violating one of the terms of submission – not a hottie in sight. I shot these at the Browns-Bengals game after a friend of mine and I spied the Douchebag candidate one section over. He flirted with some hotts, but nothing I could snap a picture of.
He was kind of like the Loch Ness Monster. I could never get a clear photo of this guy with my cameraphone. A couple times he disappeared in a sea of brown and orange jerseys or was blocked by another Browns fan who walked by. You can kind of tell by the video that he was getting a little suspicious of the guy pointing the camera phone in his direction.
What’s the ratio of Pigskin Bags to regular fans at a game? Judging from the population density of the area that involved the three douchebags, I would guess it’s about six per section.
Chris from Browns Stadium Section 111
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We will now term “Six per section” as the “Chris 111 Constant.” A unit of measurement that is not exact, but can be used for estimation when dealing with large crowds. The next question is how many of them were HCwDB? I would estimate 1 or 2 per 6, with the other four being rogue pud.
