Thursday, October 1, 2009
Sign Language for "Emobag"
Rumor has it, literary hack Dan Brown is hard at work drafting his new book about deciphering hand gestures on douchewanks in Age of Enlightenment paintings.
Yup, it’s called “The Da-Douchey Code.”
You saw where I was going with that a mile away. I should’ve gone with Renaissance. Like a hack novelist that inspires bad Ron Howard movies is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference.
I blame last night’s Hostess Apple Fruit Pie.
