Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Choad Hardy ‘Bag

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Real ‘bags don’t buy Hardy knockoffs at Nordstrom.

Real ‘bags tattoo the Hardy Taint right on their chests.

So that people at the Shady Palms Retirement Home in Coconut Grove in 2063 will wheelchair by him and think, “douche.”

Toothy hott brings the bleethy pirate niceties enough to fire up my loins and set my crotch afire with the combustion heat effect of a bad Uri Geller spoon bend.

Yeah, I just made a Uri Geller reference. Few will get it. But I don’t care.

Because Uri Geller sucks, and The Amazing Randi pwned his fraud ass.

# posted by douchebag1

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