Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ask DB1: Where's the Chocolate Luv?


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Dear DB1-

I have followed your site for some time. I am concerned that you are leaving out an entire segment of America and the world. I wish to extend you the benefit of the doubt and am willing to accept your word for it if the denizens of douchery are really almost exclusively Caucasian. But what about all the multi-ethnic hotties?

I have seen the occasional Asian ass pear and not infrequent latinas that make my pants painful; but where are all the darker skinned hotties?

I believe it takes a special level of douche bag to get a black hottie to go for him. He has to be especially insensate to all things appropriate, historically acceptable in order to corner an innocent melanin blessed Hott.

Sincerely, Jared
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Point well taken, Jared. The tasty mocha hott I ran this morning reminded me that this is an important element of hott studies we must explore.

I will do my best to feature more of the Sista Hotts, especially the Halle Berry / Vivica Fox types. You are correct to note that they do not have the same tolerance for Suburban Scrotal Pud the way white girls do. Interesting. Warrants more discussing in the future.

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