Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Brooke and The Tangelo
Listen, Brooke.
I know you’ve hated your dad ever since he stopped paying for your tuition at Bennington when you ran up that 3K on his credit card after pledge week.
But still. Must you date the Tangelo?
Look at that smarmy douche-face and by now standard 2009 highly creative “Middle Finger” hand gesture.
He’s not even trying to scrote it up.
Pick a direction, Brooke. Either go full retard to the dark side, or come back to the light.
And by come back to the light, I mean let me massage your toesies with melted peeps and a butter wedge.
