Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Chin Pube Dribble

Still out there.

Still douchey.

# posted by douchebag1
7:05 pm November, 18 Vin Douchal said...

This chimp just realized he drained the bottle the lifeguards use to pee under a towel.

7:15 pm November, 18 E-blos last thought said...

Deep breath, put it in your mouth & swallow…just like prison.

7:17 pm November, 18 Troy Tempest said...

This was taken a fraction of a second before Derek broke into Act 2 Scene 1 of La Traviata…

"Pura siccome un angelo".

At which point, Danielle broke with her kissy lips and punched him in the nads.

7:17 pm November, 18 End the Haberdouchery said...

This guy after a Smoot posting is a bigger let down than if Rage Against the Machine opened a high school jazz orchestra.

7:21 pm November, 18 The Donger said...

For him to make a face like that, I would hate to see where they put the second bottle.

7:26 pm November, 18 El Caganer said...

CPD sound like a disease you should consult with your doctor about.

7:30 pm November, 18 Crucial Head said...

Meredith and Lorenzo were pleasantly oblivious to the porch beef that had spontaneously sprouted stout little legs and sauntered down the storefront bulkhead.

7:30 pm November, 18 T-MONEY said...

I'd like to point out the Heineken bottle in the background, browski!

7:31 pm November, 18 Crucial Head said...

Balthazar’s voice hit an octave he’d never thought possible as Gretchen’s talons burrowed their way into his hastily receding testicles.

7:34 pm November, 18 Crucial Head said...

Earnest left the fecal remnants on his chin as an everlasting reminder of the inherent dangers in looking up too fast while delivering a championship-caliber blumpkin to his cell-mate.

7:52 pm November, 18 Justin said...

HATCHET TARGET

7:55 pm November, 18 RAPETIME said...

Nothing says class like drinking straight from a plastic bottle of vodka.

8:00 pm November, 18 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ladies and gentle a new world record! Brad has just consumed 50 bottles of Cell Block D jizz in less than 60 seconds. Give him a hand.

Next up Brad will battle the Porch Beef while Sindee attempts to pull the bottle from Brad's mouth through his asshole.

8:06 pm November, 18 E-blos last thought said...

@ Rapetime:

Thats tequila baby. Bottom shelf, rotgut, tequila.

Hence the look of, "that burn just doesn't feel right…" Which, thanks to Maria, is the exact same reason he is drinking said tequila.

8:12 pm November, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

You know, if you turn your your toes inward, the ass rape doesn't hurt as bad. Try standing pigeon toed and then clench your butt cheeks together. It's an old prison trick this guy will need.

8:16 pm November, 18 El Caganer said...

@jacques
Why would you know that?

8:16 pm November, 18 El Caganer said...

@jacques
Why would you know that?

8:20 pm November, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I've paid my dues to society. True, I'm not allowed to come within 500 feet of a school or playground, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to judge me.

8:21 pm November, 18 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

"It's totally fine, just keep drinking. My friends are meeting us at your place with the van." Shokingly Brad woke up the next morning spooning porch beef with no TV or furniture.

8:21 pm November, 18 Justin said...

hahaha awkwarrrrd…

8:34 pm November, 18 Anonymous 3:16 said...

Sauza…classy. Plastic bottle…classier still. And do I see an imposter? Ubiquitous STYROFOAM cup?!

Douche fail…is there anything worse? (I know the answer is yes… )

8:36 pm November, 18 Crucial Head said...

Klaus closed his eyes and swung downward with all his might, in a valiant attempt to shove the entire bottle into his prolapsed urethra.

8:38 pm November, 18 Crucial Head said...

Michelle Rodriguez and Paul Walker drown their sorrows on the set of ‘The Fast and the Furious VII: Careening Careers.

8:47 pm November, 18 Douche Wayne said...

I suspect he paid about $175 for that plastic bottle of mexican piss.

'Cause douchebags roll like that.

8:54 pm November, 18 Anonymous said...

This guy would totally get a notta-pass if not for that chin dribble….His hott's kissy face sucks too.

9:00 pm November, 18 Komrade Kamchatka said...

Hey, there's nothing wrong with a plastic bottle.

9:05 pm November, 18 End the Haberdouchery said...

Jacques,

Or an alpaca farm, right?

10:01 pm November, 18 What Ever Happened to J Bone said...

@Sad Party Robot

There are a lot of wine students in Boston.

10:21 pm November, 18 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Anon ^12:54

Seriously?

Dude has frosted tips drooping like parokeet feathers down his forehead.

Dude has a rose/frog/what-the-f*ck tattoo on the inside of his left wrist. I assume its something he concentrates on when he jerks off left handed.

Dude has a bald pussy-smooth shaved chest.

Dude's girlfriend has the look that says "Take the picture already, his cum is curdling in my mouth."

Chin dribble is perhaps the least of his douchal projections.

And by projections I mean the vomit he most certainly hurled at the photographer standing some six feet away after chugging away at that bottle of Luchador rinse.

12:09 am November, 19 pv1 said...

Whoa dude, it tastes just like my ass.

12:10 am November, 19 pv1 said...

She's got that come-on-boy-give-me-your-best-shot kind of look.

2:02 am November, 19 Whoop-di-douche said...

A landing strip on the chin is worth several strands of bleached hair on the forehead

2:19 am November, 19 Garden Troll said...

I'll have whatever that monkey in fins in the background is having.

2:43 am November, 19 Steve L. said...

i guess at some point the chin dribble just became too unworthy of major mock. it's like, chin dribbles are the new Arthur Kade.

3:06 am November, 19 Medusa Oblongata said...

I think one of the lowest moments one can have as an alcoholic is to drink something with cigarette butts floating in it, and not care.

And then I see pics like this and I realize there are worse things.

4:08 am November, 19 DarkSock said...

The Sauza was a luxury, but Vinnie stilled preferred the heady rush of a Scope buzz…

3:00 pm November, 19 YodaDouche said...

Classier mescal and tequila products have the maguey worm in the bottle. This one has a cigarette butt.

What's wrong, Chase? Couldn't afford Pepe Lopez? Sauza has gone downhill.

I'd do shots off her navel, though.

3:18 pm November, 19 Anonymous said...

Ever wonder what the fuck was up with parents in 1990 naming their kids after verbs (like "Chase" or "Dock") or occupations (like "Hunter")? Seriously, wasn't John good enough for your little darling?

As for you urban parents, what were you smoking when you decided to put the modifier, "La" in front of your kid's name? Why name him after a city in Japan? Why name her Keesha or Marq*E? Unless your child plays in the NBA, you've stigmatized him to the unemployment line. She's just going to wear too small jeans and brag that she's "thick in all the right places."

Think, parents!

7:52 pm November, 21 Anonymous said...

Vertical Dirty Sanchez

6:34 pm November, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh I get it. It's like a rain gutter for the booze when you're too drunk to drink it from the bottle properly.

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