Monday, November 16, 2009

E-Blo just Voted


HCwDB of the Year finalist E-Blo (far left) just threw a hott party (complete with bros and alien light show) before casting his vote in this week’s Weekly.

You may not be able to tell how excited E-Blo is by the total lack of expression on his face. But he is overjoyed.

Note the sideways peace sign. Like with dogs wagging their tail, that’s the giveaway for E-Blo to demonstrate joy.

# posted by douchebag1
6:31 pm November, 16 boatbutter said...

I just puked on my screen, wiped it off, and puked again.

6:35 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

is this a world peace party? or is everyone just so uncreative and the same, that they all do the same dumb hand expression?

6:36 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

E-blo ftw

6:37 pm November, 16 Scooby Douche said...

The Grieco virus is strong in that room!

Anybody got some Army surplus nerve gas?

6:39 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

godspeed mr. blo, godspeed. may you win the 2009 douchies with all your hardwork this past year trying to look as a big of a tool as possible, i thank you for your service sir

6:40 pm November, 16 saulgoode42 said...

Actually I think they're trying to warn the viewer of the photo that they might want to keep a pair a scissors handy, with which to stab their own eyes out.

6:41 pm November, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Unlike the others Carlotta was born to answer the shouts of "Down in front", casually resting on her stunted third leg and flashing the victory sign.

6:44 pm November, 16 Nederbags said...

Somehow the Douchedom allows him to invite 8 chicks and just 6 dudes to that party … Something is wrong with this world

6:45 pm November, 16 Mike said...

Looks like we have a couple vampires in the room. Pink Affliction Pud and the bleeth in the back between the Jock Twins. Nobody else's eyes are shining, there's something very wrong happening here. Hopefully they stopped to feed after the picture was taken and E-Blo will compete in the Yearly posthumous.

6:48 pm November, 16 MG said...

E Blo constantly looks pained, as if someone just rubbed lemon-wedges over his genital sores.

Army of Douche-ness

6:51 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

-his outfit looks more expensive than his girls
-his outfit has more accessories than his girls
-his shirt shimmers more than his girls
-his hair looks like it took more time to do than his girls
-his tan is more impressive than his girls
-his breasts are bigger than his girls
……lord help this man

6:52 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

And you can have a cardboard cut out of E-Blo at your next party or business event for just three easy payments of $9.99.

Why isn't this guy inthe HOS already?

6:55 pm November, 16 Scroteophobic said...

@Nederbags
Nah, there are 7 guys and 7 girls. It is just one is playing dress-up. Looks to me like the classic party game "Transvestite roulette" – you all get drunk, pair up and you lose if your date turns out to have a penis.

7:00 pm November, 16 scrotum pole said...

Notice the faint thought-bubble over E-Blo's head.
No surprise it's blank.

7:00 pm November, 16 End the Haberdouchery said...

I spy a case of Natty in this picture. Probably top shelf vodka along with the worst beer known to man. I'm sorry, but respectable men in their late 20's do it the opposite. The beer should taste of hops and the vodka should put hair on your chest that you would shave off at a later date.

You are chode, E-blo.

7:01 pm November, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Scrotum pole^

Hahaha! Nice.

7:04 pm November, 16 Wedgie said...

I just read Boatbutter's 10:31 message and sympathy puked. Thanks, bud.

7:15 pm November, 16 Wedgie said...

Anon 10:52

Looks like someone already bought one.

7:24 pm November, 16 IL Douché said...

What an epic tableau of spew E-Blo and company make! Not my fav to win, but a tough one to beat fer sure.

7:42 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

All those scissor plays and not one rock to crush them all…

8:05 pm November, 16 DarkSock said...

Is that a package of adult diapers in the foreground?

Suddenly I'm intrigued…

8:15 pm November, 16 massengill said...

@ DarkSock

I think it's a case of Natural Light. I'm more intrigued by the smattering of donkey jizz on the camera lens.

8:19 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

Is that Image Wrangler in the pink shirt?

8:23 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

Dunno, but the blue dress-ed tranny scares me.

8:28 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

Hi, I'm anon too. Not anon 12:19am or 12:23am though.

cool.

8:30 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

Hey waitaminute. That's not ImageWrangler, that's SpursFan.

8:31 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

I'm with you Anon. Not the 12:28 one though.

9:00 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

I am in complete agreement with all anonymouseseses's.

9:07 pm November, 16 Mr. White said...

I was inspired just now, hearing The Who on the radio, to give E-Blo a musical tribute. (As a side note, I find it HIGHLY disturbing that the first Google result for "Behind Blue Eyes" attributes the song to Limp Bizkit. Somebody needs to get punched. Hard. Often.)

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind dead eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be hated
To be sedated
To be a douchey guy

But my dreams
They are as empty
As my frontal cortex seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is orange
That's never free

No one knows what it's like
To feel no feelings
Like I do
And I blame Poo

No one bites back as hard
On their Real Doll
None of my pain and woe
Can show through

But my dreams
They are as empty
As my dead soul seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is hair gel
That's never free

When my fist clenches, crack it open
Before I use it to beat my tool
When I smile, tell me some bad news
Like you found more blood inside my stool

If I swallow anything evil
Put a nightstick down my throat
If I shiver, please give me a Red Bull
Keep me warm, pour Sterno down my throat

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind dead eyes

9:21 pm November, 16 Iñigo said...

There is a cure for this, it´s called fire.

9:22 pm November, 16 Douche Mengia said...

I hate E-Blo. He sucks. What is he, a god damned asshole?

9:26 pm November, 16 Horace Dangleballs said...

Mr. White @ 1:07 PM

OUTSTANDING, Sir!

9:28 pm November, 16 skid said...

E-blo is the biggest douche in a room full of douches. His hotts are really hott though. Damn you E-blo. Damn you straight to the tiki bar.

9:31 pm November, 16 Horace Dangleballs said...

The Boston Archdiocese recently announced that, due to the risk of widespread infection from unwashed heathens carrying the swine flu, the "showing a sign of peace" at Mass by shaking hands will be discontinued until further notice. Apparently these fuckheads are practicing a more healthy version.

If I were Christ and these buffoons were my followers I would come back to Earth now and BEG to be crucified again just to ease my pain from this image.

10:34 pm November, 16 Wedgie said...

Yeah, it's way better to just bugger the fuccen altarboys.

10:52 pm November, 16 Filthy McBaggin' said...

Oh fuck, I had been leaning towards other contestants, but how does this guy NOT get Bag of the Year? I mean, I know Bucky incites rage based on the fact that he puts his nubbin' in Kathy's Hott Pocket, but jesus: look at The Blo! Seriously, look closer. I know, it sucks, but do it!

Fucking eh, this guy has one speed, and that is Hyper Douche. Wow.

10:58 pm November, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White

That was fucking hysterical. After the day I've had I appreciate your musical stylings greatly.

As for E-Blo:

The crowd cheered wildly as the donkey show was about to begin. Everybody waited in anticipation of the big finale. That was everybody but E-Blo. He knew what was coming (cumming?) and wanted it to be just perfect. Unfortunately he couldn't hold the massive amount of donkey jizz that the animal pumped into his mouth and onto his hair. The result is shown on the camera lens as everybody says "Cheez!"

11:01 pm November, 16 Anonymous said...

While Smoot may have received an endorsement for HoS legend King Douchuous, E-blo takes it to a new level here with an almost Christ-like following from his Disciples of Douche.

This man deserves Bag of the Year and Hall of Scrote for sure.

12:25 am November, 17 Anonymous said...

dude i love smokin ciggys indoors and look at all the sluts!

12:40 am November, 17 Wheezer said...

Everyone, that was from Mr. White's Live at Peeds concerto, released after his much ballyhooed Quadropeenia and Pinball Whizzer opuses.

BRAVO!

12:41 am November, 17 Wheezer said...

"Where's Waldnaturalblonde"?

1:30 am November, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

Boatbutter – Puked on my screen great stuff.

At least the hotts has some nice shoes

2:23 am November, 17 Whoop-di-douche said...

I think E-Blo"s sideways piece-of-ass is a better sign
with her fetching pose, short short skirt, and finger signal.

Sorry, I've never been into circles with the alarming appearance of jet bombers decorating the middle. That is what I see in a peace sign. More like a Drop-a-Bomb sign to me.

4:19 am November, 17 Jeff Lynne's Prostate said...

Where the… Ah! There it went. Would somebody mind rubbing that up against me? Thanks.

5:58 am November, 17 Anonne Huntress said...

E-Blo, resident Mind FREAK, brings the noise AGAIN. Douchebag of the year, Ladies and gents.

6:33 am November, 17 Steve L. said...

this pic almost has as much hotness as there is jizz on the camera lens. which, i guess, is quite an accomplishment for E-Blo.

12:57 pm November, 17 Hotspur said...

and the ubiquitous red cup just thinks to its self "oh no not again"

2:07 pm November, 17 Anonymous said...

What is this, Weekend at E-Blo's? It's a party jackass, have some fun and smile once in while.

They would have more fun with the body of Pumpy in the room.

Ohh, too soon?

4:09 pm November, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Maybe E-Blo's onto something here. I think he started a new business; Rent-a-Douche. He'll come to your party, you can pose him however you want, and then wait for the skanks to come a runnin'. The down side is that you can't pose his face. All the muscles there have died from all the donkey jizz he has absorbed. On second thought, maybe not being able to pose his face is a blessing…

4:16 pm November, 17 Anonymous said...

OK, I have to ask it!

Has DB1 made some type of deal with VH1 that he has to put all the scrotes from that spin off of Rock of Love staring that skank on this website?

This is like the second guy. Not that I watched the show, but I'm good with faces. I couldn't even tell you their names. Don't get me wrong they definitely qualify to be on this site. I'm just saying, haven't these douches had their 15 min already. Enough is Enough DB1 give a non-TV scrote a run.

5:53 pm November, 17 Anonymous said...

This looks like a typical Sd party . Spoiled idiot chicks with no future.

7:00 pm November, 17 Anonymous said...

8:16, im sorry to burst your bubble, but E-blo has never been on any reality show, i do hope he is on tool academy one day for the sake of himself however

3:01 am November, 18 ImageWrangler said...

Christ, is this the orange party, come as your favorite shade of orange? It's like you can just smell the toxicity of their skin from here. If the monitor was a scratch and sniff there'd be a lot of hurling going on.

5:45 pm November, 18 Librarian Hott's Left Bewb said...

Did someone shoot a load on this camera lens? Whats with the droplets?

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