Friday, November 6, 2009

Friday Haiku


Robopud and bros,
Make monkey poo hand gestures,
While Lana hates life.

The unemployed
Construction jobs scarce for bags
Sign of the times

— ImageWrangler

Gaelic alphabet
tattooed across hairless chest
Franzia drinker

and you will know us by the trail of the douche

Ouiji-tat left douche
has no nipples; right’s are gross.
Wish we could see hers.

-Bagnonymous

Civilization
Never meant skanks with meatpuds
Aquinas doth weep

— Fyodor Dostedouchesky

Detroit Tigers cap
Hiding on the the ground, ashamed
Can’t be seen with douches

— Roscoe P. Scrotestain

Four scowls and a smile
MandanaBag’s a Newbie
Life sucks in Fresno

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Hott’s face says it all
“What is that stench behind me?”
Oh, it’s quadra-poo

-noobbag

# posted by douchebag1

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