Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday Haiku


Meaty Ogre face,
Wrinkles with thigh grab pleasure,
Sue looks for exit.

The latest Rourke film
“The Thigh Wrestler.” The Oscar
buzz is starting up.

— Mr. White

Old ‘bag cops a feel
Cindy Lou needs an escape
Use pin, pop bicep

— Justin

‘Roid abuse renders
Spike’s tattoo illegible
Perhaps that is best

— Summer’s Eve

Poor Sue weeps inside.
“Not too late to finish school”;
She thinks for comfort.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Backstage at ‘Jovi
Mike and Helen wait for Jon.
He lied to them both.

— boatbutter

Those thighs make chickens
At KFC blush with shame
And hers are big too.

— Crucial Head

# posted by douchebag1
7:23 pm November, 13 Anonymous said...

9:12am is solid gold

7:41 pm November, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ginormous FSU hat,
ginormous muscled arms,
steroid-reduced nuts,
MILFy bleethness in fall.

8:24 pm November, 13 Wheezer said...

I now suffer from
triskaidekaphobia
thanks to this asshole.

8:28 pm November, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Douche took horse steroids
He has colt-like arms n legs
Not my friend – Flick Off

8:57 pm November, 13 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Are these the Nair Twins?
No body hair strands on them?
That's 'roids/gay for him!

1:23 am November, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Thigh bone connected
to the hand bones, hand bones con-
nected to boner.

Dem bones, dem bones, dem
dry bones, now hear the word of
the Lord-come what may.

1:26 am November, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

There is a fine line
between "Caption this Pic" and
haiku, let's cross it.

3:47 am November, 14 Doo Schnozzle said...

Felony State U
mandana cov'rin his dome.
Must have bad haircut.

2:17 pm November, 14 Steve L. said...

ask Gator how to
remove wrinkles. hilarity
will ensue. for real!

2:18 pm November, 14 Steve L. said...

bicep mutation
will result in gangrene. run
while you can, Cindy!

12:26 am November, 17 Anonymous said...

i'm havin' HAM tonight!

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