Friday, November 13, 2009
Friday Haiku
Meaty Ogre face,
Wrinkles with thigh grab pleasure,
Sue looks for exit.
The latest Rourke film
“The Thigh Wrestler.” The Oscar
buzz is starting up.
— Mr. White
Old ‘bag cops a feel
Cindy Lou needs an escape
Use pin, pop bicep
— Justin
‘Roid abuse renders
Spike’s tattoo illegible
Perhaps that is best
— Summer’s Eve
Poor Sue weeps inside.
“Not too late to finish school”;
She thinks for comfort.
-Amerigo Vesdouchey
Backstage at ‘Jovi
Mike and Helen wait for Jon.
He lied to them both.
— boatbutter
Those thighs make chickens
At KFC blush with shame
And hers are big too.
— Crucial Head
9:12am is solid gold
Ginormous FSU hat,
ginormous muscled arms,
steroid-reduced nuts,
MILFy bleethness in fall.
I now suffer from
triskaidekaphobia
thanks to this asshole.
Douche took horse steroids
He has colt-like arms n legs
Not my friend – Flick Off
Are these the Nair Twins?
No body hair strands on them?
That's 'roids/gay for him!
Thigh bone connected
to the hand bones, hand bones con-
nected to boner.
Dem bones, dem bones, dem
dry bones, now hear the word of
the Lord-come what may.
There is a fine line
between "Caption this Pic" and
haiku, let's cross it.
Felony State U
mandana cov'rin his dome.
Must have bad haircut.
ask Gator how to
remove wrinkles. hilarity
will ensue. for real!
bicep mutation
will result in gangrene. run
while you can, Cindy!
i'm havin' HAM tonight!