Thursday, November 19, 2009
Jerztoberfest
Puds, please leave the Kappa Kappa Woo Sorority Sisters alone.
Jerztoberfest isn’t until January.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Oh no, it's not the Red Tony/Cure for Constipation guy(s) again, is it?
Is this the tranny fashion show event?
@Wheezer
How in holy hell did you do that that fast?
Kissy lips scrote has the same blast shields as he has in the "Red Tony" pic.
And the arm bands.
Why don't they wear shirts?
I am so confused by the DB obsession with skin.
YOU ARE IN A TENT. PUT A FUCCEN SHIRT ON.
I've gotta drink this one off…
All the girls appear to be laughing. Apparently, they know what 'roids don't make bigger…
…Tiny.
Here's a sign you're being a douchebag:
You are in a 200 person tent and no one is wearing a swimsuit or has their shirt off except for you and your BFF.
His power recently shorn from his skull, an enraged Sampson flexed one last time above the hated Philistine’s, before leaning upon the pillar of the temple, and granting their request to “bring down da house.”
These two are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Jerztoberfest.
Looks like the ladies from Human Resources took a wrong turn off the bus at the casino.
Flexi-douche may want to get that cyst on his pec looked at.
So, where can I buy cyanide?
Do my eyes deceive, or is that Red Tony back there making an ass of himself?
Lobster Man and his side-kick The Dickless Wonder unsuccessfully pose with the sisters from the charter chapter of Omega Moo.
@ Sgt. Scrote Stain
How much do you want? Send a box of appropriate size with proper postage so I can send it.
He has the same Hell-Pointing Nipples as the last picture also.
His nipples must have a crush on his toenails…yeah that's it
@ Dr. Honeydouche
A couple pounds should do it, maybe you could send the equivalent in black tar heroin, if I'm going out, might as well "do it real grande."
Throw in some Black Label to wash it down and I will mail you my life sized Francine Doll, equiped with anitomically functional genitalia, as payment.
Crucial Head, if the world were a better place we might be soul mates.
You know it is Red Tony/Cure for Constipation guy!! Same exact guy!!
OOOGA! ME RAISE ARMS MAKE MUSCLE TO MAKK ON HOTTIE. ME POUND CHEST!!! ME GO THUMP THUMP!!! ME FUCK HOTTIE!!! ME FORGET HOW TO DO LONG DIVISION!!! ONLY FAGS DO LONG DIVISION!!! ME BIG MAN!!! ME GOT BIG MUSCLES!!!
oh christ on a bike – just make him go away.
…Jerztoberfest…
LOLICOPTERZ!!
@Hector:
I'm assuming you must be Halo Angel or April from the Hall of Hott?
Indeed. We will know when the world has become a better place when Pfah and Baron Von Goolo are able to comment here more.
And when my wife stops questioning me about bills from sheepfisters.com.
Until then, we soldier forth.
I see one cute girl, six wing-girls and two starter douches.
Slow news day?
Fuckin' faggots!
They look like Team Steroid or something, what un-powerful men.
Speak of the devil!
"Speak of the devil!"
Yah, literally…
Crucial,
Try the coupon code DBLFSTR and your wife may get off your back about the cost of your sexual dalliances.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trolling backwards through the threads in the fervent hopes that The Baron has made up for lost time….
At lunch today, I purchased a fresh bottle of mescal from my favorite vendor.
I am now going to journey home, lock myself in my office, and not reemerge until I have made my nominations for each of the 227 categories for The Douchies… so help me Lämp.
Pray for me as I go about our father’s business.
@ Sgt.Scrote Stain
Can do on the cyanide and Black Label. No can do on the heroin. Too costly for me to purify. Mrs. Dr. HoneyDouche isn't so keen on the Francine doll. What else ya got?
Wow. At our state fair everyone was excited to have thier picture taken in front of Moo-fasah, the World's largest Black Hereford cow. Standing over 10 hands high at the shoulder, he was massive.
Nice to see his pies attract the same level of attention.
@SSS
"Life size Francine doll" Hell yeah! Beats my life size Francine cut out. Easy to hide under the bed but not very durable. I wore out the holes I cut in it day one. Not to mention the paper cuts.
By the way, while I was clearing out some space on my desk in preparation for my nomination meditation session, I ran across this pic that DarkSock sent me from his last fishing trip.
I think some dude named Burlington Mansack sent it to me.
Heh heh.
Was Cockktoberfest already taken for the caption?
No, Crucial, that is a photo of me being belched forth by Samurai Scrote's disembodied 4-dimensional sphincter, whose name is Thurston Scatsworth, Esq.
Very similar to my boating incident in several ways though: high speed, violent impact, hurling through air, and two drunk assholes.
@ Walrus Whisker 3:30,
i was gonna suggest Jizztoberfest but realized that Cockktoberfest is actually a lot wittier. yeah i'm not feeling that creative today.
I remember Burlington Mansack…yesss.
As do I.
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The ladies seem less than impressed. Hulk-arm wants a blue-skirt for Christmas.
@Troy
As a "professional" who works in middle grade/high school textbooks, I can assure you that we don't teach long division in the U.S. anymore. Long division is for godless Commies. As is basic reading comprehension.
@crucial
Do I spy Matt Stafford luring behind the seventh tree from the right in your photo?
Regarding the pic: Blue skirt looks timid and covers her mouth when she giggles, but make no mistake: She likes anal. I can tell just from her eyes. I think it was Stoya who once wisely said, "Are you going to put THAT in my BUTT?? Tee hee!"
What is Right Douche pointing at? The blue skirt? Does he want it?
These hot chicks need bigger glasses…
I actually know the blonde in the black and white dress. I am surprised she would hang with this crew.
Life is a party and it's our business to crash it.
I have feeling that those guys are real soldiers. Just saying.
i'd put good money down that these guys are in the army. looks like they train all day and party all night.
^ bleeth or gay?
I have the feeling these guys are fake EVERYTHING.
Real soldiers? Doubtful. Wannabes with fake dogtags from a fleamarket most likely.
The twin armbands are like some Bagladdin genie…PHENOMENAL SCROATIC POWERS!!…..itty-bitty dick space.