Thursday, November 19, 2009

Jerztoberfest


Puds, please leave the Kappa Kappa Woo Sorority Sisters alone.

Jerztoberfest isn’t until January.

# posted by douchebag1
9:47 pm November, 19 Wheezer said...

Oh no, it's not the Red Tony/Cure for Constipation guy(s) again, is it?

9:47 pm November, 19 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

Is this the tranny fashion show event?

9:48 pm November, 19 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

@Wheezer
How in holy hell did you do that that fast?

9:50 pm November, 19 Wheezer said...

Kissy lips scrote has the same blast shields as he has in the "Red Tony" pic.

And the arm bands.

9:53 pm November, 19 E-blos last thought said...

Why don't they wear shirts?

I am so confused by the DB obsession with skin.

YOU ARE IN A TENT. PUT A FUCCEN SHIRT ON.

I've gotta drink this one off…

9:54 pm November, 19 The Desert Douchehunter said...

All the girls appear to be laughing. Apparently, they know what 'roids don't make bigger…

…Tiny.

9:57 pm November, 19 End the Haberdouchery said...

Here's a sign you're being a douchebag:

You are in a 200 person tent and no one is wearing a swimsuit or has their shirt off except for you and your BFF.

9:59 pm November, 19 Crucial Head said...

His power recently shorn from his skull, an enraged Sampson flexed one last time above the hated Philistine’s, before leaning upon the pillar of the temple, and granting their request to “bring down da house.”

10:03 pm November, 19 The Desert Douchehunter said...

These two are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Jerztoberfest.

10:12 pm November, 19 Captain Bringdown said...

Looks like the ladies from Human Resources took a wrong turn off the bus at the casino.

Flexi-douche may want to get that cyst on his pec looked at.

10:13 pm November, 19 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

So, where can I buy cyanide?

10:14 pm November, 19 The Desert Douchehunter said...

Do my eyes deceive, or is that Red Tony back there making an ass of himself?

10:17 pm November, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lobster Man and his side-kick The Dickless Wonder unsuccessfully pose with the sisters from the charter chapter of Omega Moo.

10:18 pm November, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Sgt. Scrote Stain

How much do you want? Send a box of appropriate size with proper postage so I can send it.

10:19 pm November, 19 DarkSock said...

He has the same Hell-Pointing Nipples as the last picture also.

His nipples must have a crush on his toenails…yeah that's it

10:25 pm November, 19 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

@ Dr. Honeydouche

A couple pounds should do it, maybe you could send the equivalent in black tar heroin, if I'm going out, might as well "do it real grande."

Throw in some Black Label to wash it down and I will mail you my life sized Francine Doll, equiped with anitomically functional genitalia, as payment.

10:27 pm November, 19 Hector, Tamer of Douches said...

Crucial Head, if the world were a better place we might be soul mates.

10:28 pm November, 19 EdHardy Boy said...

You know it is Red Tony/Cure for Constipation guy!! Same exact guy!!

10:38 pm November, 19 Troy Tempest said...

OOOGA! ME RAISE ARMS MAKE MUSCLE TO MAKK ON HOTTIE. ME POUND CHEST!!! ME GO THUMP THUMP!!! ME FUCK HOTTIE!!! ME FORGET HOW TO DO LONG DIVISION!!! ONLY FAGS DO LONG DIVISION!!! ME BIG MAN!!! ME GOT BIG MUSCLES!!!

oh christ on a bike – just make him go away.

10:41 pm November, 19 massengill said...

…Jerztoberfest…

LOLICOPTERZ!!

10:42 pm November, 19 Crucial Head said...

@Hector:

I'm assuming you must be Halo Angel or April from the Hall of Hott?

Indeed. We will know when the world has become a better place when Pfah and Baron Von Goolo are able to comment here more.

And when my wife stops questioning me about bills from sheepfisters.com.

Until then, we soldier forth.

10:42 pm November, 19 Baron Von Goolo said...

I see one cute girl, six wing-girls and two starter douches.

Slow news day?

10:43 pm November, 19 Anonymous said...

Fuckin' faggots!

10:47 pm November, 19 Anonymous said...

They look like Team Steroid or something, what un-powerful men.

10:47 pm November, 19 Crucial Head said...

Speak of the devil!

10:55 pm November, 19 DarkSock said...

"Speak of the devil!"

Yah, literally…

10:58 pm November, 19 End the Haberdouchery said...

Crucial,

Try the coupon code DBLFSTR and your wife may get off your back about the cost of your sexual dalliances.

11:00 pm November, 19 DarkSock said...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm trolling backwards through the threads in the fervent hopes that The Baron has made up for lost time….

11:07 pm November, 19 Crucial Head said...

At lunch today, I purchased a fresh bottle of mescal from my favorite vendor.

I am now going to journey home, lock myself in my office, and not reemerge until I have made my nominations for each of the 227 categories for The Douchies… so help me Lämp.

Pray for me as I go about our father’s business.

11:10 pm November, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Sgt.Scrote Stain

Can do on the cyanide and Black Label. No can do on the heroin. Too costly for me to purify. Mrs. Dr. HoneyDouche isn't so keen on the Francine doll. What else ya got?

11:10 pm November, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Wow. At our state fair everyone was excited to have thier picture taken in front of Moo-fasah, the World's largest Black Hereford cow. Standing over 10 hands high at the shoulder, he was massive.

Nice to see his pies attract the same level of attention.

11:12 pm November, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@SSS

"Life size Francine doll" Hell yeah! Beats my life size Francine cut out. Easy to hide under the bed but not very durable. I wore out the holes I cut in it day one. Not to mention the paper cuts.

11:28 pm November, 19 Crucial Head said...

By the way, while I was clearing out some space on my desk in preparation for my nomination meditation session, I ran across this pic that DarkSock sent me from his last fishing trip.

I think some dude named Burlington Mansack sent it to me.

Heh heh.

11:30 pm November, 19 Walrus Whisker said...

Was Cockktoberfest already taken for the caption?

11:37 pm November, 19 DarkSock said...

No, Crucial, that is a photo of me being belched forth by Samurai Scrote's disembodied 4-dimensional sphincter, whose name is Thurston Scatsworth, Esq.

Very similar to my boating incident in several ways though: high speed, violent impact, hurling through air, and two drunk assholes.

11:37 pm November, 19 Steve L. said...

@ Walrus Whisker 3:30,

i was gonna suggest Jizztoberfest but realized that Cockktoberfest is actually a lot wittier. yeah i'm not feeling that creative today.

11:38 pm November, 19 Admiral Hamilton ManTitty said...

I remember Burlington Mansack…yesss.

11:38 pm November, 19 Torque MuleBrow said...

As do I.

11:44 pm November, 19 Ł£ÅMmmmÆhh said...

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11:48 pm November, 19 HusslinHoosier said...

The ladies seem less than impressed. Hulk-arm wants a blue-skirt for Christmas.

12:08 am November, 20 Mr. White said...

@Troy

As a "professional" who works in middle grade/high school textbooks, I can assure you that we don't teach long division in the U.S. anymore. Long division is for godless Commies. As is basic reading comprehension.

@crucial

Do I spy Matt Stafford luring behind the seventh tree from the right in your photo?

Regarding the pic: Blue skirt looks timid and covers her mouth when she giggles, but make no mistake: She likes anal. I can tell just from her eyes. I think it was Stoya who once wisely said, "Are you going to put THAT in my BUTT?? Tee hee!"

1:09 am November, 20 pv1 said...

What is Right Douche pointing at? The blue skirt? Does he want it?

These hot chicks need bigger glasses…

5:10 am November, 20 El Caganer said...

I actually know the blonde in the black and white dress. I am surprised she would hang with this crew.

8:51 am November, 20 Whoop-di-douche said...

Life is a party and it's our business to crash it.

1:10 pm November, 20 Anonymous said...

I have feeling that those guys are real soldiers. Just saying.

2:21 pm November, 20 Anonymous said...

i'd put good money down that these guys are in the army. looks like they train all day and party all night.

3:41 pm November, 20 Anonymous said...

^ bleeth or gay?

5:50 pm November, 20 Anonymous said...

I have the feeling these guys are fake EVERYTHING.

Real soldiers? Doubtful. Wannabes with fake dogtags from a fleamarket most likely.

2:18 am November, 21 Douche Bagelo said...

The twin armbands are like some Bagladdin genie…PHENOMENAL SCROATIC POWERS!!…..itty-bitty dick space.

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