Friday, November 13, 2009

Lord Twatlickious the Third

PIC DELETED

Because if you act that stupid with that level of hottosity draped on your shoulder (Bleethed as she may be), then you deserve to be knighted as an aristocratic scrotleman.

Therefore, I dub thee…

Lord Twatlickious The Third.

# posted by douchebag1
7:21 pm November, 13 DarkSock said...

He thinks the lickety-split sign doth rockk,
But deep down he's about Goblin Cockk
So with sluts he charades
While his manhood just fades
And glory-hole boots he does knock.

7:21 pm November, 13 DarkSock said...

hey waitaminnit…WHERE'S ED?

7:32 pm November, 13 DarkSock said...

Hey diddle diddy yo titty
Doughboy here's tryin' to be witty
The girls need to split
and proceed to swap spit
While he bates all alone to Fiddy

7:33 pm November, 13 DarkSock said...

The taudry allure of a three-way was ruined as Ted and Tina were forced to help Alice deal with a case of The Walkin' Shits.

7:35 pm November, 13 El Caganer said...

I like the crack whore skank look they be sporting.

9:17 pm November, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When they weren't looking I snuck some VX into their bong. It is obvious they they are up to the muscle paralysis state. Next comes the convulsions and then death.

Just doing my duty to rid the world of douchiness.

9:49 pm November, 13 Wheezer said...

'Sock, you're a sick man. Don't ever change.

And thanks for the link – that's before my time here, so I gots some catchin' up ta do…..

1:19 am November, 14 Whoop-di-douche said...

Hot chicks with really great bods drape well over chumps and saggy sofas.

1:49 am November, 14 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

Heavens to betsy, why would this lofty Son of the Scrotistocracy fulfill these common hotts dreams by allowing to pose in such a manner, when they just as easily could have used a coatrack to drape their carcasses over?

I'm guessing he must own the camera.

–VS

2:20 pm November, 14 Steve L. said...

someone's left thigh looks photoshopped.

and the sad thing is, i'd still do lush-haired Martha. i'd do pucker-lips Nikki too. and then i'd blame both of them for getting pregnant. in order to bring some balance to the universe.

8:30 pm November, 14 skid said...

Looks like a Weekend at Bernies situation.

2:21 am November, 15 Fiddy said...

Y'all lef' me 'nudda one? Props t' y'all!

9:28 am November, 17 Anonymous said...

TO THE LOSER LEIF SPRINGER WHO POSTED THIS PHOTO…STOP STALKING ME. I AM MARRIED.

TO THE IDIOTS COMMENTING ON THIS PHOTO. I AM THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE AND THIS IS MY FLAT IN GREECE WHEN IS WAS ABOUT 41 C. NOT THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS AS YOU SEEM TO ALL BE LACKING ANY EDUCATION OR LIFE. AND FOR YOUR ATTENTION YOUR IGNOR ANUSES..THE GUY IS THE ONLY ONE WEARING THE WIFE BEATER. HE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND MY HUSBANDS BEST FRIEND. THIS PHOTO WAS A JOKE. HE HAS ALSO SEEN MORE T&A THEN ALL OF YOU COMBINED IN HIS LIFE. HE ALSO SPEAKS 4 LANGUAGES. GO GET A LIFE. STOP STALKING MY FACEBOOK PAGE LEIF SPRINGER.
THE END.

9:30 am November, 17 Anonymous said...

I AM PRETTY SURE THIS IS THE ATTIRE APPROPRIATE WHEN IT IS PLUS 100 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT AT 1AM WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN GRILLING FISH, VEGETABLES, ETC FOR A COOKOUT ALL DAY AND NIGHT.

I'M SORRY THAT YOU GUYS ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE ONLY WEBSITE YOU WILL BE APPEARING ON IS

SKANKUGLYCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM

4:08 pm November, 17 Anonymous said...

i would soooo motor boat both of these biatches!! that guy is such a douche bag….for real!!

10:46 pm November, 17 End the Haberdouchery said...

I don't understand why people who write in all-caps and are unable to punctuate a sentence accuse other of lacking education.

"AND FOR YOUR ATTENTION YOUR IGNOR ANUSES." Thank you for that.

As Darksock once wrote, "Let he who is without sin cast the first jelly dong."

12:57 am November, 18 Southern Scrotic said...

No, no, no.

It was "Let he who is without jelly dong cast the first sin."

3:31 am November, 18 Whoop-di-douche said...

Glad you removed the photos, DB1, they weren't worth the print of a thousand anonymous comments, but it was refreshing to see real Bleeths for a change.

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