Monday, November 30, 2009

OJ's Imp Son Voted


While we’re going with a Fey Orange Guy theme, here’s OJ’s Imp Son, clearly casting his vote while a number of sexy ladies (and one or two questionable ones) wonder why he isn’t paying them any attention.

Here’s why, ladies. Imp Son has eye issues.

But The Real OJ is having none of it, as he parties with the nice white folks who do not judge him.

# posted by douchebag1
8:21 pm November, 30 The Desert Douchehunter said...

Dick Chark's American Douchestand

8:21 pm November, 30 Doo Schnozzle said...

First?

8:21 pm November, 30 scrotum pole said...

Green dress on left is f*cking frightening.

Blue dress on right didn't sign up for this.

8:22 pm November, 30 Doo Schnozzle said...

Damn, just missed.

The eye pic = Don Knotts Bag

8:32 pm November, 30 UFO Destroyers said...

Ms. Hoffs, you fueled my desires in the late 80's, but please, don't show up on this website for any reason. Please, do this for all the lost swimmers that went to their demise on rafts made of Kleenex.

But tell your tall red-headed friend to give the Velvet Frog a tasering so we can take a look at her tall self.

8:36 pm November, 30 scrotum pole said...

We've seen this guy before.

8:40 pm November, 30 Mr. White said...

Holy shit, wasn't that guy in Total Recall?

8:42 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Good LORD, white and blue Mary Louise Parker hotts! I seem to have an erection that's lasted for longer than 4 hours.
Now get on over here you two…

8:44 pm November, 30 Douche Wayne said...

It must be a rush to have your picture taken with a murderer.

8:50 pm November, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Somebody better beat the shit out of that Noid before he steals all of their pizza.

8:50 pm November, 30 skid said...

I don't get it.

8:50 pm November, 30 Wheezer said...

Don McMillan was clearly in the tanning bed too long.

8:53 pm November, 30 Señor Squash said...

Actually, scrotum pole, we've seen him before. Here:

http://tinyurl.com/ygme8jk

8:55 pm November, 30 Douche shower and shave said...

If OJ and Danny Boniducce had a kid….this would be him.

8:58 pm November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like every self important , think-they're-a-musician DJ spinning tunes at a club.

His mother always told him to stop playing with his eyes or they'll freeze like that

DJ Eye Squeeze

8:59 pm November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Yuck ^

9:00 pm November, 30 boatbutter said...

Blue Hott belongs in the Hall.

9:02 pm November, 30 Mr. White said...

I like the fact that white dress is already touching her naughty parts in anticipation of being with me…

…because, let's face it White Dress, I'm not going to satisfy you. You better get as primed as you can.

9:05 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

HC in the green on the left is a dude. I'll take brunettes in white & blue, you all can have the rest.

WTF is wrong with douche's legs? They're tiny. He must be some form of alien.

-noobbag

9:08 pm November, 30 David Cardouchso said...

His fingers represent the number of hours per day he spends in the tanning booth. Me likey the girl in the yellow dress

9:16 pm November, 30 Crucial Head said...

Eugene commenced to carrying out his attacks on the Miami Beach club scene with his fellow flamingos in the vaunted ‘Flying V’ formation.

9:21 pm November, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Two people in this photo have sprouted a tiiiiny little penis amongst their flappy genitalia. They're both wearing green.

9:27 pm November, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Chick on the far left also has eye issues. Holy crap, you could keep a boat from crashing into the shore with the glare off her eyeshadow.

And the nice white people don't judge O.J. because they fear being decapitated.

Too soon? I don't give a damn, he did it.

10:02 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Rip Taylor: The Early Years.

10:03 pm November, 30 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

This picture was snapped only moments before green dressed blonde hott puked onto the Imp's faux gator shoes due to the overwhelming scent of axe, rotting porch beef, and elephant dung eminating from the Imp's pores.

As we can see in the second picture, green dressed hott was so consumed by the stench that she fell into an immediate scrote coma.

This is one serious douche poo.

And by douche, I mean douche.

10:13 pm November, 30 Wheezer said...

@Medusa -

Too soon? I don't give a damn, he did it.

Never. And true.

10:16 pm November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

The chick in the green dress is a tranny. Whether "she" is a hooker remains unknown. The rest? I'd work them over the same way Patton's Third Army worked over French hedgerows.

10:23 pm November, 30 Wheezer said...

@IRA Darth Aggie -

"I'd work them over the same way Patton's Third Army worked over French hedgerows."

I want to feel their bustles.

10:40 pm November, 30 Kevin said...

From L – R:

- Only if I liked my trannies tall, dark and handsome

- Oh dear god yes please mmmmhmm holy moly boobies hips ass yes she is *Bangin'*

- Like Darth Vader said, "All too easy," but only if I liked them so bulemic I didn't mind the pain of being stabbed by knife-like bones whilst boning

- Apparently there's a pot a' barf and bronzer at the end of the rainbow

- Prolly, but her dress looks like the carpet in my grandmother's TV room and that taint tainted tongue doesn't come near my skin

- Pippy Tall Stockings?

- Hello, Ms. Uncomfortable And Out-Of-Place, can I buy you a Shirley Temple and talk about cosmetology school entrance exams?

- Obviously the smartest of the bunch, she doesn't want herself associated with The Lepretard here

10:48 pm November, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Lepretard FTW BWAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

10:51 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

he looks like rodney dangerfield

11:13 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

This week only: Barry Manilow, 20% off!

11:23 pm November, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

You too can learn how to take your grandmother's drapes and sew them into a sweet blazer for the club scene.

11:23 pm November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The guy from the B-52's stole the barkeeper's jacket from the guy in "Good Morning Vietnam" (the one with the shiny green suit). Rock on dickface because Ms. Yellowdress is about to unleash a queef of gargantuan proportions that smells of rotting porch beef, brussles sprouts, and fried baloney. Then we'll see who wants to party.

11:54 pm November, 30 F McBaggin' said...

Holy Gay Bag!

12:35 am December, 1 Comment deleted said...

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12:37 am December, 1 scrotum pole said...

How many defenseless iguanas had to give their life, so that this guy could wear a jacket that's "fashionable?" It is deplorable!!

If you agree, please join with me in stopping the destruction of these wonderful, harmless creatures.

It's so easy, just send me a check or money order, payable to Scrotum J. Pole in the amount of fifty dollars and you, too can help stop this senseless violence.(Cash is OK also)

Thank You,
Scrotum J. Pole
Director C.A.R.E.
(Citizens Against Reptilian Exploitation)

12:45 am December, 1 Spiny Norman said...

What hump?

1:01 am December, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Imp's Son merely has

a) buggy eyes.

b) googly eyes

c) reptilian eyes

d) Graves' disease

1:09 am December, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Imp Son's ensemble is

a) Imp and the Seven Sisters of Sin

b) a loud jacket and tiny jeans on a midget frame

c) Snow-Whites-of-the-Eyes and the Seven Amazons

d) Skimpy and the Seven Skanks

1:17 am December, 1 Bob said...

Not often you see such a variety in good-lookingness in a gaggle of hotts like this. Especially around a poo-stank little 'bag stain this this guy.

3:07 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

Yellow Dress preparing to launch a fart needs a couple warm meals. Her right ankle is about one inch in diameter.

And if Mary Ann of Gilligin's Island and Betty Rubble somehow created a love child, I suppose she'd look something like Blue Sweetness.

- Oucheday Agbay

3:25 am December, 1 Cheadle'bag said...

I'd hit it.

4:11 am December, 1 pv1 said...

Hook 'em Horns

5:28 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

yellow dress girl has fingers like E.T.

5:41 am December, 1 Steve L. said...

in unrelated news, Brothabag Leon demands a paternity test from OJ Simpson. and when it comes time to slit OJ's estate after OJ dies a horrible death, BB Leon will probably attempt to out-roid his brother.

because that's how the OJ family rolls.

5:48 am December, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Egads! This dude in pic # 2 makes Marty Feldman look like Vincent Price. I found the 3rd one of these pics here.

Brunette in white just made me go thru puberty again. Hatcha-mama!

6:31 am December, 1 Steve L. said...

@ myself 9:41 PM,

i obviously intended to say "split OJ's estate", but i guess can you can "slit" his estate too. it's most likely more fun to "slit" his estate when he's still alive.

8:20 am December, 1 YoungWilliam said...

I suspect the one in the shapeless green bad-dress is more just suffering a combo of bad eye-shadow and not being able to actually fake enjoyment.

1:18 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

This 'Leprechaun' uber choad has the luck of the irish…because only luck could favour this leathery, green jacket wearing fossil.
This two-bit hack should be lying in a pile of his own excrement, his teeth lying on the floor like scattered chicklets and his horendous green jacket stuffed far up his anus.
However he seems to have escaped this fitting demise and macks on an assortement of Hotts with reckless abandon and no regard for his dubious dress sense.
But there is hope, fellow bag hunters, tree is turning shades of all sorts of anger at the sight of this train wreck and is about to plant this knob permenantly.

Regards,
Douche Pitt

6:48 pm December, 1 ImageWrangler said...

No. HELL YES. No. GOD NO! No. Maybe if he'd move his hand and ass out of the way. Okay. No.

7:36 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

Marty Feldman bag

12:52 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

You guys are really mean. This dude went to Cornell and is one of my Facebook friends. Pray tell, what formal education do you snarkers have?

2:38 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

JAMES is HOT as SHIT , y'all are so jeal

3:59 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

I know that girl in the yellow dress next to Imp Son…obv not a hott but does know quite a few (ex: the girl to her right w/ the amazing bod & horrible dress) and is constantly around various d-bags in SF & NY.

Interested in learning more? Here's her fb page: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1210887&ref=ts

4:19 pm December, 2 Anonymous said...

I didn't know Cornell had a douchebag major.

12:31 pm December, 3 BillDouchiest the Wild Swine said...

@ Anon at 4:52PM

A BSEE and an MBA, if you must know.

Tell your little friend he looks like a circus clown.

By the way, when did the Liberace estate sell off his clothes?

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