Monday, November 30, 2009
Oompa Manilow
Oompa Manilow and Showgirl Denise just voted in the HCwDB of the Month.
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This guy should be in the monthly. I vote for him as a write-in.
What the hell is this!?
Guy is in a class of his own. Put him in the yearly.
It looks like a cheetah ate Verne Troyer and then humped a porcupine. As we can see, nothing good came of it.
Guggenheim 2030. Stat.
Mannfred Houndstooth, #1 ranked jockey in the world, poses proudly with his new steed.
Sock beat me to it, but I say we ad a Douchey for Most Flamboyant Jockey.
Nottadouche, but one hell of a former steeplechase jockey, fearless big-game hunter (real cheetah skin blazer!), and now a consummate Vegas master showman. This man has done it all and then some!
I thought you had to be 42 inches or higher to get into the Copa Cabana.
Wow… don't even know what to think about this. Orange taint horse riding Jockey 'bag?
I saw this once before. Of course, I'd just eaten some vegetables without noticing the mold growing on them. Things got awkward when the beautiful porcelain-skinned angel spread her legs and revealed a glimpse of her hot-pink-exploding-feather bush.
I'm confused.
A little frightened.
But mostly confused. And disoriented.
And I just pooped a little in my pants.
Which usually indicates uber scrote. Or Weinerschnitzel at 3am. In this case I'm pretty sure has something to do with the scrote option.
@ DarkSock 11:07
Hear, Hear.
He must be exhausted after scaling the heights of Pink Peaks.
P.S. Hey, Shorty! Peg Bundy called. She wants her outfit back, you freaky gnome.
Wtf
Hey, wait a minute, I knew this runtbag looked familiar. Get the hell back onto my lawn, Jocko!!!!
I'd fuck 'em both
OH. DEER. LORD. Aliens are among us!
WTF is that…?!?!
Nice to know Celine Deon and her new baby are doing so well. I try to keep up but had no idea he was at the cross dressing stage already.
WTF is that?!?!?!
Nottadouche, however he may just be the streakage left in the leopard print boxers of some true douche.
-noobbag
Diamond Dave had to take it just one step too far.
– Douchey Smurf
Denise is so beautiful, even her poops look nice. Witness the one seen here, which looks positively dashing when donning jockey boots and wrapped in a cheetah-print smoking jacket.
Or, if you prefer.. Hugh Hefner's evil clone, Mini-Hefner.
I think I saw this couple at a PTA meeting last month. I may be wrong.
Isn't this the guy who tells women how good they look in horrible wedding gowns just to earn his commission?
Clear and present gaybag. No harm, no foul. Except for that bizarre headdress he designed for Lady Haha there.
What the hell is Franjean from Willow doing in 'Vegas?
Seriously though, this guy is a jockey, and it looks like this is at some random owner's party in Brazil. Not sure who he is, but I think this was the last race I saw him in.
W.T.F?
"Still Life: Amazon Florist and Smurf Pimp at Super Adventure Club"
??
Reminds me of that Prince video where the slinky bitches are both taller than Mr. Purple Rain.
Fuh-LAM-ing
Looks like this year's Breeder’s Cup is featuring the Oompalian Stallion.
Is that Little Lord Scroteleroy?
He must have somehow missed the sign that says "You Must Be At Least This Tall to Ride the Pink Hott."
Siegried and Roy combined wouldn't be this gay. Next.
In honor of OOmpa and Denise I wrote a little ditty to Barry Manilow's Copacabana (had to look it up on YouTube to hear it)
Her name was Denise, she was a meth queen
With pinkish feathers in her hair and scabs all over everywhere
She would mainline and show her ta ta's
And while she tried to score some more, she would strip down like a whore
on the shit-stained floor, she smoked from 8 till 4
You could buy her for $50
Who could ask for more?
At the crack house , Crack house on main street (Crack house on main street)
The scummyest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the cravings
At the Crack house ….she fell in love
(Crack house Crack house on main street)
His name was Oompa, he smelled of bronzer
He was barely 4'3", with his boots up to his knee
He was a gaybag, without a fag hag
He promised her the world, if she would do one thing for him
And when he asked her then
she asked him where and when
He gave her a motel address
Could she be there soon??
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
The scummyest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the craving
At the Crack house….she took some more
(Crack house. . Crack house on main street)
(Crack house Crack house on main street) (Crack house on main street, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Crack house Crack house on main street)
(Smoking and toking and snorting a new line )
(Meth and free basing…always the craving)
Her name is Denise, she caught a sewer rat
she had it in her purse, when she got to the motel
He was naked, then he bent over
She stuffed it in real far, and then she headed for the bar
She took her money quick, and she glued his ass shut fast
He forgot to tell her the safe word
Now he's lost his mind!
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
The hottest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the craving
At the Crack house….don't get her mad
(Crack house) don't get her mad
Crack house on main street
Crack house on main street
This is gayer than Adam Lambert fellating the Village People in the middle of a cockk storm.
To the Closet of Poo with you. You can be the doorstop.
Why aren't the people in the background mocking them and throwing things at them?
And I thought OJ's Imp Son was gay…seriously, is this today's theme?
Isn't this the couple who crashed the Obamas' state dinner last week?
He need to set her down RGHT NOW before that knee of hers wrecks his taint.
He needs to set her down right now before her knee wrecks his taint.
Hey buddy, set that wench down now before your hairy little balls are rumpled to shreds by that kneeboner.
Cirque du Soleil meets the Jockey Club and the Ringmaster is Barry Manilow?
Flamingo Gardens and Hialeah Track just called: they want their birds and their riders back.
In an age of everything PC and equal it would be complete bigotry not to include a flaming midget in our scorn.
He's the choreographer at one of those low rent titty shows masquerading as high brow entertainment in Vegas.
Or he is Montecore the tigers new buttplug.
French for Shower.
Can't decide if he's rocking the gay 'bag look or the euro 'bag look. Mayhaps even the gay euro 'bag look? In any case, I wonder how it's possible he and I share over 99% of our DNA.
I bet flower head chick, in better clothing, is a much hotter suckle thigh than this pictures gives her credit for.
There are pictures one looks at and thinks, "There is no excuse for this."
There are other pictures that one looks at and thinks, "There is NO excuse for any of this".
And then, there are pictures one looks at and thinks, "There is… no, there is not even the beginning of a thought that there might be an excuse for this, because if such a thought were to exist, it would implode the skull surrounding the brain that thought it, collapsing it into a super dense bit of mass that would rapidly accrue more and more of the surronding matter until all that we know as physical existence would cease to be."
This is the third kind.
–VS
I thought Roy got mauled by his tigers. Looks like he made two nice outfits from them.
This is horrible. My anus hurts just looking at it.
i would just like to say that the only Fanilow i've met is one fucking asshole. not just a douchebag. but an asshole.
Gaybag. Mos def, and I don't mean the rapper.
Napolean was unaware that Hott Model had her secret 'shirekens' and was about to go all 'Tekken' on this sexually challenged, boot wearing, gel encrusted mumma's boy.
Regards,
Douche Pitt
There are things one wishes he could unsee… and this is one of them.
Hahah, this guy is awesome. One of the best I have ever seen here. He's almost certainly a gaybag and/or some sort of costumed performer, but DAMN!! What a look! All that and 4 feet tall, too