Monday, November 30, 2009

Oompa Manilow

Oompa Manilow and Showgirl Denise just voted in the HCwDB of the Month.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
6:57 pm November, 30 Eugene S. Crabs said...

This guy should be in the monthly. I vote for him as a write-in.

6:59 pm November, 30 pv1 said...

What the hell is this!?

7:00 pm November, 30 Wedgie said...

Guy is in a class of his own. Put him in the yearly.

7:02 pm November, 30 The Desert Douchehunter said...

It looks like a cheetah ate Verne Troyer and then humped a porcupine. As we can see, nothing good came of it.

7:07 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

Guggenheim 2030. Stat.

7:08 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

Mannfred Houndstooth, #1 ranked jockey in the world, poses proudly with his new steed.

7:10 pm November, 30 End the Haberdouchery said...

Sock beat me to it, but I say we ad a Douchey for Most Flamboyant Jockey.

7:20 pm November, 30 IL Douché said...

Nottadouche, but one hell of a former steeplechase jockey, fearless big-game hunter (real cheetah skin blazer!), and now a consummate Vegas master showman. This man has done it all and then some!

7:24 pm November, 30 The Donger said...

I thought you had to be 42 inches or higher to get into the Copa Cabana.

7:25 pm November, 30 The 'Baggernaut said...

Wow… don't even know what to think about this. Orange taint horse riding Jockey 'bag?

7:26 pm November, 30 Bagnonymous said...

I saw this once before. Of course, I'd just eaten some vegetables without noticing the mold growing on them. Things got awkward when the beautiful porcelain-skinned angel spread her legs and revealed a glimpse of her hot-pink-exploding-feather bush.

7:27 pm November, 30 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

I'm confused.

A little frightened.

But mostly confused. And disoriented.

And I just pooped a little in my pants.

Which usually indicates uber scrote. Or Weinerschnitzel at 3am. In this case I'm pretty sure has something to do with the scrote option.

7:28 pm November, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ DarkSock 11:07
Hear, Hear.

He must be exhausted after scaling the heights of Pink Peaks.

P.S. Hey, Shorty! Peg Bundy called. She wants her outfit back, you freaky gnome.

7:34 pm November, 30 El Caganer said...

Wtf

7:34 pm November, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

Hey, wait a minute, I knew this runtbag looked familiar. Get the hell back onto my lawn, Jocko!!!!

7:39 pm November, 30 BCS's Ghost said...

I'd fuck 'em both

7:46 pm November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

OH. DEER. LORD. Aliens are among us!

7:47 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

WTF is that…?!?!

7:48 pm November, 30 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Nice to know Celine Deon and her new baby are doing so well. I try to keep up but had no idea he was at the cross dressing stage already.

7:51 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

WTF is that?!?!?!

Nottadouche, however he may just be the streakage left in the leopard print boxers of some true douche.

-noobbag

7:55 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Diamond Dave had to take it just one step too far.

- Douchey Smurf

7:59 pm November, 30 Bagnonymous said...

Denise is so beautiful, even her poops look nice. Witness the one seen here, which looks positively dashing when donning jockey boots and wrapped in a cheetah-print smoking jacket.

Or, if you prefer.. Hugh Hefner's evil clone, Mini-Hefner.

8:19 pm November, 30 scrotum pole said...

I think I saw this couple at a PTA meeting last month. I may be wrong.

8:41 pm November, 30 Douche Wayne said...

Isn't this the guy who tells women how good they look in horrible wedding gowns just to earn his commission?

8:43 pm November, 30 Casey D. said...

Clear and present gaybag. No harm, no foul. Except for that bizarre headdress he designed for Lady Haha there.

8:46 pm November, 30 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What the hell is Franjean from Willow doing in 'Vegas?

Seriously though, this guy is a jockey, and it looks like this is at some random owner's party in Brazil. Not sure who he is, but I think this was the last race I saw him in.

8:58 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

W.T.F?
"Still Life: Amazon Florist and Smurf Pimp at Super Adventure Club"
??

Reminds me of that Prince video where the slinky bitches are both taller than Mr. Purple Rain.

9:06 pm November, 30 Vin Douchal said...

Fuh-LAM-ing

9:11 pm November, 30 Crucial Head said...

Looks like this year's Breeder’s Cup is featuring the Oompalian Stallion.

9:18 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Is that Little Lord Scroteleroy?

He must have somehow missed the sign that says "You Must Be At Least This Tall to Ride the Pink Hott."

10:04 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Siegried and Roy combined wouldn't be this gay. Next.

10:58 pm November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

In honor of OOmpa and Denise I wrote a little ditty to Barry Manilow's Copacabana (had to look it up on YouTube to hear it)

Her name was Denise, she was a meth queen
With pinkish feathers in her hair and scabs all over everywhere
She would mainline and show her ta ta's
And while she tried to score some more, she would strip down like a whore
on the shit-stained floor, she smoked from 8 till 4
You could buy her for $50
Who could ask for more?

At the crack house , Crack house on main street (Crack house on main street)
The scummyest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the cravings
At the Crack house ….she fell in love

(Crack house Crack house on main street)

His name was Oompa, he smelled of bronzer
He was barely 4'3", with his boots up to his knee
He was a gaybag, without a fag hag
He promised her the world, if she would do one thing for him
And when he asked her then
she asked him where and when
He gave her a motel address
Could she be there soon??

At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
The scummyest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the craving
At the Crack house….she took some more

(Crack house. . Crack house on main street)
(Crack house Crack house on main street) (Crack house on main street, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Crack house Crack house on main street)
(Smoking and toking and snorting a new line )
(Meth and free basing…always the craving)

Her name is Denise, she caught a sewer rat
she had it in her purse, when she got to the motel
He was naked, then he bent over
She stuffed it in real far, and then she headed for the bar
She took her money quick, and she glued his ass shut fast
He forgot to tell her the safe word
Now he's lost his mind!

At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
The hottest spot north of West Elm
At the Crack house, Crack house on main street
Meth and free basing were always the craving
At the Crack house….don't get her mad

(Crack house) don't get her mad
Crack house on main street
Crack house on main street

11:16 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

This is gayer than Adam Lambert fellating the Village People in the middle of a cockk storm.

11:35 pm November, 30 HusslinHoosier said...

To the Closet of Poo with you. You can be the doorstop.

11:47 pm November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why aren't the people in the background mocking them and throwing things at them?

11:54 pm November, 30 Filthy McBaggin' said...

And I thought OJ's Imp Son was gay…seriously, is this today's theme?

12:28 am December, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Isn't this the couple who crashed the Obamas' state dinner last week?

12:30 am December, 1 Rumpelscroteskin said...

He need to set her down RGHT NOW before that knee of hers wrecks his taint.

12:31 am December, 1 Rumpelscroteskin said...

He needs to set her down right now before her knee wrecks his taint.

12:33 am December, 1 Rumpelscroteskin said...

Hey buddy, set that wench down now before your hairy little balls are rumpled to shreds by that kneeboner.

12:42 am December, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Cirque du Soleil meets the Jockey Club and the Ringmaster is Barry Manilow?

12:48 am December, 1 Whoop-di-douche said...

Flamingo Gardens and Hialeah Track just called: they want their birds and their riders back.

1:07 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

In an age of everything PC and equal it would be complete bigotry not to include a flaming midget in our scorn.

He's the choreographer at one of those low rent titty shows masquerading as high brow entertainment in Vegas.

Or he is Montecore the tigers new buttplug.

French for Shower.

1:14 am December, 1 Bob said...

Can't decide if he's rocking the gay 'bag look or the euro 'bag look. Mayhaps even the gay euro 'bag look? In any case, I wonder how it's possible he and I share over 99% of our DNA.

I bet flower head chick, in better clothing, is a much hotter suckle thigh than this pictures gives her credit for.

1:35 am December, 1 Vinny Scumbaglia said...

There are pictures one looks at and thinks, "There is no excuse for this."

There are other pictures that one looks at and thinks, "There is NO excuse for any of this".

And then, there are pictures one looks at and thinks, "There is… no, there is not even the beginning of a thought that there might be an excuse for this, because if such a thought were to exist, it would implode the skull surrounding the brain that thought it, collapsing it into a super dense bit of mass that would rapidly accrue more and more of the surronding matter until all that we know as physical existence would cease to be."

This is the third kind.

–VS

3:19 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

I thought Roy got mauled by his tigers. Looks like he made two nice outfits from them.

3:22 am December, 1 Cheadle'bag said...

This is horrible. My anus hurts just looking at it.

5:43 am December, 1 Steve L. said...

i would just like to say that the only Fanilow i've met is one fucking asshole. not just a douchebag. but an asshole.

5:50 am December, 1 Anonne Huntress said...

Gaybag. Mos def, and I don't mean the rapper.

8:04 am December, 1 Anonymous said...

Napolean was unaware that Hott Model had her secret 'shirekens' and was about to go all 'Tekken' on this sexually challenged, boot wearing, gel encrusted mumma's boy.

Regards,
Douche Pitt

6:49 pm December, 1 ImageWrangler said...

There are things one wishes he could unsee… and this is one of them.

5:17 am December, 3 Anonymous said...

Hahah, this guy is awesome. One of the best I have ever seen here. He's almost certainly a gaybag and/or some sort of costumed performer, but DAMN!! What a look! All that and 4 feet tall, too

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