Sunday, November 29, 2009

Straight Outta Odessa

Yuri and Boris got mad Russian playah game!!

# posted by douchebag1
5:17 pm November, 29 Wedgie said...

Wow, what a couple of douchebagski's.

I bet Gorbachev wishes he never tore down the Berlin Wall.

5:18 pm November, 29 Wheezer said...

"Perescrote-ya."

5:25 pm November, 29 Justin said...

Yucky.

5:40 pm November, 29 Captain Bringdown said...

Yeah.

I'd still rather watch this again than another Black-Eyed Peas video.

Did I mention just how much pie I ate last Thursday? Whoo, fucking Langolier at the dessert table. "Pie-hole" does not begin to describe it.

"Black Friday" must have been coined by sewage treatment plant workers.

5:50 pm November, 29 Anonymous said...

Nothing Aborts a Space Mission like a Russian Cabbage fart.

6:00 pm November, 29 Lyndon LaDouche said...

I'll take a double helping of Olga blonde hott dipped in borscht, please

6:10 pm November, 29 Karl Marx said...

Douchevidanya to those pathetic broskis. They dance like a potato cannon dildo shot up their sputniks.

6:11 pm November, 29 Rumple4Skin said...

Boris vs. The Cold Whore

6:11 pm November, 29 Anonymous said...

I actually watched this entire video with a bit slack jawed awe. Did anyone else see a man-baby in the middle of an AK-47 war? A man-baby in a stroller? a sumo wrestler? Superman saying, "I'll be back." ? A hott buried in popcorn? It's all there…or else i was hallucinating, again.

6:21 pm November, 29 creature said...

Texas???

6:27 pm November, 29 Justin said...

All of these crazy, trashy, Russian whores wish they were as classy and hott as Berry Smootch.

6:40 pm November, 29 David said...

Play it without the sound you concentrate on the bling, the yankee Tilts.

I have to ask the question, what is spreading faster the H1N1 Swine flu or douchosity?

6:50 pm November, 29 Anonymous said...

I think the video is about having game. Pheasant, probably.

6:56 pm November, 29 Gaseous Clay said...

Good Sunday morning all.

I was just sitting here, scratching my behemoth sized balls, watching some NFL football, when it hit me like a ten-point exploding heart technique:

An omen of things to come in the 2009 HCwDB of the Year?

Signed,

Gaseous Clay

“Farts like a butterfly, stings when I pee.”

6:58 pm November, 29 Scroteophobic said...

It has to be some sort of parody surely? Is this the Russian Goldie Lookin Chain?

7:08 pm November, 29 Robert said...

Rockin' the Caspian!

7:17 pm November, 29 Leon Stinks said...

@ Gaseous Clay

Smoot certainly looks to be the favorite, but don't forget what happened in 1948.
E-Blo may be hoisting the trophy next month.

7:30 pm November, 29 Trey said...

Half of those models are men.

All of those rappers are pussies.

7:31 pm November, 29 Marvelous Marvin Fagler said...

Good points Leon and Gaseous.

I wouldn't sleep on Kettlehead's eyebrow's ability to shock the world with a Miraculous Victory!

Let the sparring begin.

Sincerely,

'Marvelous' Marvin Fagler

7:39 pm November, 29 Rachel Ray Robinson said...

Point well-taken Marv, but don't count out Bucky.

Yours Truly,

Rachel Ray Robinson

7:46 pm November, 29 Buster Douchlas said...

Don't forget about me!

7:51 pm November, 29 scrotum pole said...

I believe the video's chorus goes as follows:

"Columbian bitches never fix dryers?"

7:54 pm November, 29 Busty Douglas said...

Leon, Gaseous, Marvin, Rachel Ray all make spot-on observations.

It should shock no one here if Crosshair McJohnson and Leia pull off one of the greatest Upsets of all Time!

I welcome anyone’s parry.

Regards,

Busty Douglas

7:55 pm November, 29 Anonymous said...

lol @ Busty Douglas vs. Buster Douchlas

8:02 pm November, 29 DarkSock said...

Een Soviet Union, Douchebag mocks You.

8:19 pm November, 29 The Armchair Fashionista said...

the chorus literally means: "Columbia Pictures cannot imagine how bad it is without you."

~russian chick

8:33 pm November, 29 Oscar Day-glo Hoya said...

Gaseous, Leon, Marvin, Rachel and Buster,

Your insightful observations are all valid, but I believe the late-comer, Wretch-a-Sketch, however unlikely, has a puncher's chance at victory.

Yours Faithfully,

Oscar Day-Glo Hoya

8:38 pm November, 29 bourbon bill said...

Russian whores are the best! They have no self respect, it goes against their upbringing.

8:40 pm November, 29 Mr. White said...

I think Communism deserves another chance. Especially if it stops this.

Now that that's out of the way, which reg is talking to him or herself in the persona of seven different boxers?

9:04 pm November, 29 Baron Von Goolo said...

I will watch anything that features a giant manbaby attacking guerillas in a forest. FIVE MUTHAFUCCEN STARS!

9:40 pm November, 29 scrotum pole said...

The rapper on the video is the Russian version of Eminem, his full name is Mikhail Malonovic, but the Hip-Hop community in Russia know him as "Enema Em."

10:02 pm November, 29 atomed said...

I think I prefer communism rather than douchebagism…yeah, definitely.

10:42 pm November, 29 Troy Tempest said...

living proof there are things worse than Stalinism.

10:50 pm November, 29 Sergeant Scrote Stain said...

Poop smells like shit in any language.

11:06 pm November, 29 Bob said...

Big hot Russian boobies.

11:15 pm November, 29 ruggbutt said...

Russkies have only done one original thing in their lives: vodka. Otherwise they've copied everything else from the you, ess of ayy. 'Merrika, Fuck Yeah.

11:17 pm November, 29 Dicy said...

Would the video be less awkward if we knew what they were saying? I mean maybe the song is an ironic satire of the life style they are portraying? But then again maybe they are just a bunch of 'bags and 'bag-ettes…

11:33 pm November, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

Holy flaming cow. Douche knows no borders.

Is this part of that New World Order thingie they were talking about?

From Russia, with Douche.

11:42 pm November, 29 creature said...

"russian rap…so cool", the whole country is an ice box, it's not cool, it's frozen!

12:51 am November, 30 DarkSock said...

Boris Beatin'Off eez lookink for sqvirrel

12:52 am November, 30 Jamie said...

Nice try, Russia, but you just can't compete with Bangs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0

1:09 am November, 30 Wheezer said...

@creatch, 3:42 p.m. -

"russian rap…so cool", the whole country is an ice box, it's not cool, it's frozen!

"Ice, Ice Baby"?

1:30 am November, 30 creature said...

back @ wheeze

bury these people with the Romanovs…

I'll defrost the icy hotts with my Creature thermal heat wand!

2:11 am November, 30 Anonymous said...

I believe the song is basically saying that they don't need Hollywood or American because they got what they need (i.e. douchebag politicians and whores), right here in Russia. The chorus basically says "Columbia Picture can't imagine how good I have it with you (or how bad it is without you)". Nice rack on the blond chick.

~Another Russian chick

3:17 am November, 30 Boob Boob Mancini said...

@ All other boxers,

Don't fool yourselves, Smoot will dominate the competition.

Yours always,

Boob Boob Mancini

3:18 am November, 30 pv1 said...

Let this be a lesson to all the young ones out there. Drink too much Geese and you'll end up in Russia rapping, what I believe, is gibberish.

3:45 am November, 30 notadouche said...

Columbia Pictures!! YEAH!

3:55 am November, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Proof of the seriousness of DB1's crusade to wipe clean the earth of douchery: this YouTube video.

4:10 am November, 30 scrotum pole said...

Forced Labor, Chernobyl, mass graves in Chechnya, Yakov Smirnoff, now this video.

It just keeps getting worse and worse.

4:11 am November, 30 DarkSock said...

Lenin is fisting himself in his tomb.

Karl Marx just shit a full set of Lincoln Logs and a naugahyde satchel filled with cat heads.

Boris Yeltsin…ehhh he's still sleeping it off.

4:15 am November, 30 scrotum pole said...

Gorbachev is turning over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.

4:18 am November, 30 scrotum pole said...

Gorbachev is considering covering his birthmark with an Ed Hardy tatoo.

4:46 am November, 30 DarkSock said...

Gorbachev just forced his junk into a Slap Chop and is standing there sweating as police try to talk him down.

5:49 am November, 30 Filthy McBaggin' said...

There are typically four major stages for worldwide pop cultural phenomena:

1) Origin – Urban black America invents it;

2) Commercialization – White suburban America copies it and provides commercial clout. Marketers (see Ed Hardy) get involved, movement begins to 'thrive';

3) Over exposure – Eastern Europeans, thinking it's something new, latch on (see subject video);

4) Death – Japan. Catches on there, stays cool there and only there for next 20 years. Buck Cherry will be playing 24 straight standing room only shows per year at the Tokyo Dome well into 2030;

12:09 pm November, 30 Marlon Bags-o said...

I could of been a contender
instead of what I'm a bum

Somewhere on the waterfront

12:11 pm November, 30 Steve L. said...

Maria Sharapova whipped out an AK-47 on her monitor after watching this video. meanwhile, Mikhail Kalashnikov looks on approvingly.

… i wish.

oh and thank you Anon @ 6:11 PM for the lyrical insight.

1:20 pm November, 30 scrotum pole said...

Gorbachev's Facebook page reads:

I just bang beetches and drink Vodka.

6:41 pm November, 30 Thomas Ak-Whine-Ass said...

Odessa is in Ukraine, not Russia.

But I'd still like to throw these douches down the Odessa steps in a baby carriage.

7:33 pm November, 30 cmak said...

The brown haired lady is my grandmother. Not so hott…

7:40 pm November, 30 DarkSock said...

I'd pee in her country

9:01 pm November, 30 Anonymous said...

Red Tony gets my vote in a landslide!

9:42 pm November, 30 Crucial Head said...

@Anon 1:00pm,

Hey Rush Limbaugh, why don't you just go by your real name when you post here?

And while you're at it, post your phone number too – I need an Oxycontin fix.

11:05 pm November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Crucial

That's not Rush that sounds more like David Duke!

11:11 pm November, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I thought I had the plot worked out until Superman came on with the balalaika. Then it just got absurd.

1:35 am December, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

That. Was. Terrible.

8:26 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

I think it's pretty amusing that a group of guys who've probably never SEEN a black man think they're straight outta Compton.

Fuck Russians. A whole country of poverty stricken criminals.

9:00 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

yeah but really have you actually listened to the imbecilic tripe that is labeled music in our country? give me a break. these guys aren't any worse than kanye, p. diddy, or even 50 cent or jay-z. terrible, uninspired, redundant and boring. scared and incompetent overcompensating by acting tough and 'hard'. i agree with anonymous, american culture spreading like a virus.

11:40 pm December, 1 Anonymous said...

He and Bangs are going to take you to the movies, shortys. They have the popcorn, and know what else you like.

2:25 am December, 2 Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZEwI-f6HsI&feature=related

real Russian rap

6:35 am December, 3 Anonne Huntress said...

puts a whole new spin on the term "Black Russian." I could use one right now (the drink, not the douchebags).

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