Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Salt Lick


There comes a time in every man’s life when he turns thirty. When responsibilities begin to creep up on him.

When the posters tacked to the wall with putty and thumb-tacks begin to come down. To be replaced by pictures in frames.

When discarded rugs found by the dumpster are no longer enough to operate as a living room beer towel.

At this point, that man can appreciate his status as no longer that of boy. No longer early twenties party guy. Time to grow up. Get a job. Clean up the house.

Or he can just grease up his hair, dye a patch, and become the Salt Lick.

The pay sucks, but the fringe benefits are great.

# posted by douchebag1
11:56 pm November, 13 Anonymous said...

Two words: Date rape.

2:59 am November, 14 Anonymous said...

u guys are such fags lol

4:43 am November, 18 Anonymous said...

you guys are retards.. go masturbate to thoughts of your mothers vagina, shes 68 now and really needs to have her basements back

8:05 am November, 18 Anonymous said...

check him out on facebook
"Caz Odin Darko"
looooooooooooooooooooooooool

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