Monday, November 23, 2009

Where’s Harry Potter?


Somewhere in this standard issue HCwDB of Vegas Party Douche and Paid-to-Pose luscious brunette Hottness, I’ve carefully hidden a grinny, creepy Harry Potter.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

# posted by douchebag1
8:15 pm November, 23 Douche Wayne said...

That's not Harry Potter, it's the cannibal serial killer from Sin City.

8:15 pm November, 23 Steve L. said...

doucheous killius!

… sorry.

8:16 pm November, 23 Douche Wayne said...

Hey Weezer, where have we seen that day-glo-green tart before?

8:16 pm November, 23 bourbon bill said...

I like those panties.

8:17 pm November, 23 bourbon bill said...

I like those panties.

8:17 pm November, 23 Slippery Jim DiDouche said...

It appears that the Potter Imp is buggering that ridiculous choad between the rent-a-hots. Would explain the usual kissy face is replaced by a happy, far away look.

8:19 pm November, 23 bourbon bill said...

I like them so much it posted twice. I better control myself. No more George Dickel for ol' bourbon bill.

8:21 pm November, 23 The Desert Douchehunter said...

The reason Harry is grinning is because he has a shotgun buried in the back of that reject from the coneheads movie. Do it, Harry! Do it!!!

8:31 pm November, 23 Wheezer said...

@Douche Wayne, 12:16 p.m. –

I don't know about the ladies here, but I swear the choad is Chin Dribble.

If not, at least that gave me a great excuse to link to that tasty little Latina hott and her black snakeskin tights. Now I gotta fwop.

8:31 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Who let Cleetus out of his cage?

8:35 pm November, 23 Douche Wayne said...

Weezer, once again, proves he should be in charge of the Library of Congress.

Maybe this is why I recognize her.

8:37 pm November, 23 Horace Dangleballs said...

Hey Slim Jim Guy…

Someone wearing rosary beads should know enough to leave room for the Holy Ghost between himself and his — ahem — "dates."

It's also sad that his hump looks like a young Ray Romano… "The bells! THE BELLS!"

8:42 pm November, 23 Sad Party Karaoke Robot said...

Neon-is Maximus!

8:51 pm November, 23 Rufus T. Suiniakus said...

She should be careful whose leg she humps.

9:01 pm November, 23 RAPETIME said...

Wheezer, I've got an exceptional memory.

But your abilities make me look like a drooling, senile old man. Wow. Just wow. Good going, my man.

9:08 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

@Turd
Thats funny, I didn't click on the link to see it, I knew what it was and started laughing

9:08 pm November, 23 DarkSock said...

No Harry Potter…I see The Half Pud Prince though.

9:09 pm November, 23 DarkSock said...

And I see The Chambermaid of Secretions

9:11 pm November, 23 DarkSock said...

Just as Miguel started to make headway with the ladies, the talking goiter with a face erupted from his shoulder again and yelped in a high helium voice "WAZZUPPPP!".

9:11 pm November, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Blue baseball cap jumped in horror as he felt Harry's Sorcerer's Stone.

9:13 pm November, 23 Douchanator said...

Hey its joey from friends.

9:31 pm November, 23 Bob said...

Good lord, those hotts would absolutely own me.

9:37 pm November, 23 El Caganer said...

I can imagine the neon hott looking back at me in a totally different situation but with that same smile. I guy can dream can't he.

9:41 pm November, 23 massengill said...

No joke I saw a girl from Tugjobs.com at a bar in Northern Kentucky last night.

9:46 pm November, 23 The Observation Specialist said...

If he's not between right hott's butt cheeks, I have no idea where he is.

9:56 pm November, 23 Douche Bagelo said...

Wait….is the Gumby-headed scrote crust nursing the last vestiges of a black eye??

Hmmmmm…perchance he had a fracas,,,involving a potential bleeth and a vigilant father?

Or maybe he caught an errant testicle to the face?

10:04 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Yup, green and black. The one on the right is definitely a witch.
(ok, or a young Sea-Hag)

and the goblet of fire is in her pants.

The one on the left is clearly teaching Care of Magical Creatures, as hands like that on a woman can only have been jerking off a herd of centaurs the entire semester.

10:05 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

And no potion, no matter how magical, is going to be able to scrape the stuff off your johnson that sea-hag jr. would leave on it.

10:09 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice the friggin' rock on Day-Glo Honey's ring finger? Seriously, what guy had the good sense to spend THAT kind of money on her? She must give reeeaalllly good bj's.. and have a wealthy dad. I'm not sure what else could drive one to marry her, what with all the certain drama and daddy-issue baggage.

-Bagnonymous

10:12 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

…that being said, I'd still pee in whatever orifice she told me was okay to do so in. Even in Rosary Douche's left nostril, if need be.

-Bagnonymous

10:13 pm November, 23 End the Haberdouchery said...

I recognized that chick too. I'm going with the chick in the Rooster Wank pic in the Hall of Scrote. Any takers?

10:15 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Matt Stafford established the rookie passing record Sunday and tied the TD record with 5

10:15 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Matt Stafford established the rookie passing record Sunday and tied the TD record with 5

10:18 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Matt Stafford also created the internet, can recite Pi to the 467th decimal, and can tie a cherry stem into a knot using only his tongue.

Wait…

-Bagnonymous

10:24 pm November, 23 Captain Bringdown said...

Ejactulus Prematuri!

11:13 pm November, 23 Wheezer said...

Trust me: neither of these two ladies is the Holy Blue Triangle.

Not that there's anything bad about these two gals – I like curvy, delectable black sequined dress hott, but HBT is something else…..

11:15 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

LoL

11:17 pm November, 23 Matt Stafford said...

Thanks for recognizing my various accomplishments.

11:30 pm November, 23 Anonymous said...

Congratulations Matt Stafford

11:49 pm November, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think we've aaaaall seen that girl on Redtube before. That's why she looks familiar.

12:12 am November, 24 Vander (Bro-Nye the Science Guy) said...

Wingardium Levi-Scrota!

12:38 am November, 24 Anonymous said...

uh… not looking. Too busy staring at Hottie McCheeks.

12:39 am November, 24 ImageWrangler said...

Must. Control. Rage.

12:40 am November, 24 Matt Stafford said...

Thanks for your continuing support throughout this disastrous NFL season.

1:03 am November, 24 Anonymous said...

Matt Stafford for rookie of the year. He is as tough as nails. Pure talent.

1:07 am November, 24 Anonymous said...

Matt Stafford notadouche after Sundays game he gets a pass from me.

3:06 am November, 24 Not That Muthafucka said...

48th and suck my dick

4:26 am November, 24 pv1 said...

Looks like someone gots body issues…

5:05 am November, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Usually is the small head that's the douche.

5:08 am November, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Oh, and Neon's baby bump is showing. Party on while there's still time, welfare mom. In a couple months you'll have to choose diapers over draft beers and formula over fake nails.

But in the end, the kid will pay for it, won't he…she…it?

5:28 am November, 24 Whoop-di-douche said...

Holymarymotheroflaughmyfuckingassoff.

His anima is so confused it "went animus."

Oh, and dig those Jungfraus.

6:39 pm November, 24 BallsDeep said...

This pic is hilarious because that guy in the background knows something about those girls that the DB doesn't… And by "something" I mean asymptomatic gonorrhea… And by asymtomatic I mean that they have it but I would still plug them anyway.

7:02 pm November, 24 hijodeodin said...

haha, pinchie puto

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